Guild Wars Forums - GW Guru
 
 

Go Back   Guild Wars Forums - GW Guru > The Outer Circle > Off-Topic & the Absurd

Notices

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01   #1581
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Advertisement

Disable Ads
Default

*All the pandas are dead now i sit back down and drink some more*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #1582
God of Spammers
 
I pwnd U's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
Default

laughs at feruer u cant kill me im SANTA CLAUS mwhahahahahaha

sits down and has a beer w/ paul "nice day huh?"
I pwnd U is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #1583
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

"besides the pandas attacking and it's cold as hell. Yeah pretty nice day"

*shoots a rat*

(by cold as hell i mean that it is very cold not that it is actually warm, because hell is hot, but its actually very cold)
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 05:04 PM // 17:04   #1584
Banned
 
darkdragon99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
Default

*Raises from his grave of ashes and shrapnel*

ok this bar needs to go

*sets 100 pound blocks of c4 in the courners*
*runs out the door and sets them off*
*befor the smoke clears picks up a rpg and start shooting it at the bar *
darkdragon99 is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 05:06 PM // 17:06   #1585
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

*continues to drink beer in the firey remains of the bar*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 09:15 PM // 21:15   #1586
Delphian Scribe
 
The undead Mesmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
Default

*builds another bar*
*dont destroy this one lol*
*sits down and plays some more SSBM*
The undead Mesmer is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #1587
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

*goes into new bar and continues to drink*
*yells at The undead Mesmer that you are playing SSBM all wrong*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #1588
Banned
 
darkdragon99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
Default

*Sets up 10 thermal nuclear bombs in each courner of the bar*
*hops a plane making sure i'm out of range*
*Sets them all off at once*
ha ha ha by by paul and undead
darkdragon99 is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #1589
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

by the time you set up 10 thermal nuclear bombs and hop on a plane till your our of range i would've been out of the bar by then...
soooooo
*i build Another bar and drink in there*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 10:29 PM // 22:29   #1590
Banned
 
darkdragon99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
Default

i forgot to tell you if your still on the planet your dead 10 of those things would blow up the hole world lol
darkdragon99 is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #1591
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

oh, ok
I wouldn't wanna be the one to make this game unrealistic
*My past self goes into a time machine and replaces all the bombs with gigantic donuts*
*then i make the bar unexplodable and continue to drink*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #1592
Forge Runner
 
Akhilleus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: If it aint expensive, it aint worth buyin'.
Guild: Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]
Profession: W/Mo
Default

*starts doing a german army march, kicking random people in the nuts*
(a few years back i was demonstrating my impression of monty python, with my finger above my lip, head turned to the right and arm outstretched, and proceeded to do a german march, when i accidentally kicked my best friend in the groin...i nearly pissed myself laughing.)
Akhilleus is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03   #1593
Wilds Pathfinder
 
Knido's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
Default

*pisses myself laughing*
*drips all over floor*
*makes Akhilleus slip and fall face first into piss*
Knido is offline  
Old Dec 08, 2005, 11:54 PM // 23:54   #1594
God of Spammers
 
I pwnd U's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
Default

*sits on mars at a new bar... to bad the earth was deystroyed...
I pwnd U is offline  
Old Dec 09, 2005, 04:06 AM // 04:06   #1595
Journeyman
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
Default

*sets up uber-nuke to destroy mars*
heist23 is offline  
Old Dec 09, 2005, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #1596
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

"don't blow up mars, that leaves only the moon and the moon sucks"
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 09, 2005, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #1597
Journeyman
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
Default

"pf, whatever"

*blows up mars and buys deed to the moon*
heist23 is offline  
Old Dec 09, 2005, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #1598
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

*because the Bar was unexplodable now it justs drifts through space*
*continues to drink*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Dec 09, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #1599
Journeyman
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
Default

*shrugs and empties scotch on the bar room floor*

*grabs a lighter*
heist23 is offline  
Old Dec 09, 2005, 04:12 AM // 04:12   #1600
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

"eh, what the hell"
*helps dump more scotch everywhere*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Closed Thread

Share This Forum!  
 
 
           

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Adour Abull Sell 0 Dec 07, 2005 06:57 PM // 18:57
ThorgallSpotswood Sell 0 Oct 29, 2005 07:45 PM // 19:45
plop Ventari's Corner 7 Jun 02, 2005 11:46 PM // 23:46
have no more room for other chars Justin_m Questions & Answers 2 May 25, 2005 12:27 PM // 12:27


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:41 PM // 21:41.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
jQuery(document).ready(checkAds()); function checkAds(){if (document.getElementById('adsense')!=undefined){document.write("_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Adblock', 'Unblocked', 'false',,true]);");}else{document.write("