Dec 08, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01
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#1581
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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*All the pandas are dead now i sit back down and drink some more*
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Dec 08, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14
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#1582
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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laughs at feruer u cant kill me im SANTA CLAUS mwhahahahahaha
sits down and has a beer w/ paul "nice day huh?"
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Dec 08, 2005, 04:52 PM // 16:52
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#1583
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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"besides the pandas attacking and it's cold as hell. Yeah pretty nice day"
*shoots a rat*
(by cold as hell i mean that it is very cold not that it is actually warm, because hell is hot, but its actually very cold)
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Dec 08, 2005, 05:04 PM // 17:04
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#1584
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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*Raises from his grave of ashes and shrapnel*
ok this bar needs to go
*sets 100 pound blocks of c4 in the courners*
*runs out the door and sets them off*
*befor the smoke clears picks up a rpg and start shooting it at the bar *
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Dec 08, 2005, 05:06 PM // 17:06
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#1585
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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*continues to drink beer in the firey remains of the bar*
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Dec 08, 2005, 09:15 PM // 21:15
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#1586
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Delphian Scribe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
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*builds another bar*
*dont destroy this one lol*
*sits down and plays some more SSBM*
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Dec 08, 2005, 10:06 PM // 22:06
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#1587
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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*goes into new bar and continues to drink*
*yells at The undead Mesmer that you are playing SSBM all wrong*
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Dec 08, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09
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#1588
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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*Sets up 10 thermal nuclear bombs in each courner of the bar*
*hops a plane making sure i'm out of range*
*Sets them all off at once*
ha ha ha by by paul and undead
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Dec 08, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15
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#1589
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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by the time you set up 10 thermal nuclear bombs and hop on a plane till your our of range i would've been out of the bar by then...
soooooo
*i build Another bar and drink in there*
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Dec 08, 2005, 10:29 PM // 22:29
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#1590
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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i forgot to tell you if your still on the planet your dead 10 of those things would blow up the hole world lol
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Dec 08, 2005, 10:36 PM // 22:36
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#1591
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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oh, ok
I wouldn't wanna be the one to make this game unrealistic
*My past self goes into a time machine and replaces all the bombs with gigantic donuts*
*then i make the bar unexplodable and continue to drink*
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Dec 08, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00
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#1592
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: If it aint expensive, it aint worth buyin'.
Guild: Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]
Profession: W/Mo
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*starts doing a german army march, kicking random people in the nuts*
(a few years back i was demonstrating my impression of monty python, with my finger above my lip, head turned to the right and arm outstretched, and proceeded to do a german march, when i accidentally kicked my best friend in the groin...i nearly pissed myself laughing.)
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Dec 08, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03
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#1593
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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*pisses myself laughing*
*drips all over floor*
*makes Akhilleus slip and fall face first into piss*
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Dec 08, 2005, 11:54 PM // 23:54
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#1594
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sits on mars at a new bar... to bad the earth was deystroyed...
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Dec 09, 2005, 04:06 AM // 04:06
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#1595
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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*sets up uber-nuke to destroy mars*
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Dec 09, 2005, 04:07 AM // 04:07
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#1596
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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"don't blow up mars, that leaves only the moon and the moon sucks"
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Dec 09, 2005, 04:08 AM // 04:08
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#1597
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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"pf, whatever"
*blows up mars and buys deed to the moon*
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Dec 09, 2005, 04:09 AM // 04:09
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#1598
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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*because the Bar was unexplodable now it justs drifts through space*
*continues to drink*
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Dec 09, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11
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#1599
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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*shrugs and empties scotch on the bar room floor*
*grabs a lighter*
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Dec 09, 2005, 04:12 AM // 04:12
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#1600
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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"eh, what the hell"
*helps dump more scotch everywhere*
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