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Old Dec 06, 2005, 02:44 AM // 02:44   #1481
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*wakes up in pieces...*

"eh, i'll be right back."

*body parts scoot outside*

*5 minutes later, comes back in and knocks divinity's creature over the head with a large metal pole*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #1482
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*wakes up*

Hey, it's warm in here!

*throws empty bottles randomly around the bar*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #1483
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*walks back in and says, "screw it, i need a drink*
*shoves over the headless charr and sits on it*
*drinks alot then pees on the fire to try and put it out*
*explodes*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #1484
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*slaps kg*

stop poking me XD
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #1485
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*sits in a corner...
*gets bored of this insane madness
*decides to destroy bar
*plants c4 all over and watches as the whole bar burst in flames
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #1486
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*somehow survives the explosion*
If anyone asks how, I'll go Jackie Chan/Arnold Schwarzenegger on them
*Uses super powers and build a bigger, better, unexplodier bar*
*Gets another drink and smashes it on the bartender, and yells, "Free drinks 'till the bar guy wakes up!!!"*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:40 AM // 03:40   #1487
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*bulldozes everyone out of the way to the free drinks*


WOOHOO!!!!
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:48 AM // 03:48   #1488
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*kicks somebody then runs as fast as i can*
*not looking where i was going, runs into the metal pole hiest has and says, "remember me a-as a p-prophet"*
*falls down unconcious*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #1489
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It's a new guy...
*Starts making a bonfire using stools and tables*
Any veterans want to join me?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 04:15 AM // 04:15   #1490
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*Jumps in fire*

EEEEEEEEEE it's warm here!!!
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #1491
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*roasts marshmellows*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:17 AM // 06:17   #1492
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*Hides in fire and eats any incoming marshmallows*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #1493
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*sad...
*rips hair off as ppl are enjoyin this hellish place
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 10:54 AM // 10:54   #1494
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Avari Zi
*slaps kg*

stop poking me XD
*pokes avari in the tummy again*
*why isn't this working! the pillsbury doughboy said you would giggle!*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #1495
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*orders another mug of ale and throws the empty one at some random persons head*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 11:51 AM // 11:51   #1496
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*paints Pillsburry Dough Boy indigo*

I need some cheesecake..
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #1497
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drops hairdryer in the flooded bar

*kzzZZZTTTT*

heh heh you all got electrocuted
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 12:36 PM // 12:36   #1498
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*is somehow resistant to electricity...
*picks up hairdryer and heats up the water....
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 01:35 PM // 13:35   #1499
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*sits in corner laughing at all the stupid people while holding a rail gun*
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #1500
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*stays sitting on his chair, but now drinking coffee*
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