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Old Dec 05, 2005, 03:30 AM // 03:30   #1441
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*throws cherries on heist23's face*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #1442
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*Jumps up and down on Heist's body*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #1443
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/ponder

wonder y everyone hates heist so much... o well

*stuffs grenade down heist throat and runs like hell*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:43 AM // 04:43   #1444
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*takes grenade out of heist's mouth and throws it out the window*

*slaps heist in the face, and says "Get on your knees b*tch", since i saved his life he is my eternal slave.
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 06:23 AM // 06:23   #1445
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*wakes up*

"i'm nobody's bitch, bitch."

*goes back to sleep*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #1446
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Puts another grenade in Heist's mouth and duct-tapes his whole head so nobody can take it out...

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*BOOM*

[nelson voice] HA HA [/nelson voice]
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 10:01 AM // 10:01   #1447
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*Wonders why people are so violent...and orders another milk*

*Noisily slurps his milk, munches on popcorn, sits down on the barstool to watch the fight*

*Wishes someone would give him camera rights, we could outdo terminator!*

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Old Dec 05, 2005, 10:40 AM // 10:40   #1448
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*pokes avari in the tummy*
*runs out of the bar in fear of what will happen when she wakes up*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 11:53 AM // 11:53   #1449
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*rolls eyeballs....
*blinks 182 times
*touches nose with tongue
*stuffs fingers in ears
*jerks violently
*flies off to outer space

BOOOOM!!!!
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #1450
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*steps out of his office to see the mes*
*EVERYBODY OUT OF MY BAR*
*goes back in his office*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #1451
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*Types up memo*
*Turns into an Angel*
*trips and dies*

Tabasco sauce on jalapenos makes your mouth burn for some reason
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #1452
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laughs at virgo for being dumb enough to kill himself...

takes out AK-47 and blows the rest of Virgo to pieces
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #1453
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*Tells on I Pwned U and run's to Russia crying cuz he stole an AK-47 from them*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #1454
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laughs at the stupid russians who cant do anything a/b it b/c there communist government is F****D up. they end up killing each other over what to do since i stole the gun from them.

/point
/laugh
/blow the crap out of virgo again
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #1455
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I pwnd you misses because hes lost in a sea of his own spam....
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13   #1456
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*drinks some coffee*
*pushes a secret button under his desk*
Now is the moment you die!!!
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:32 PM // 16:32   #1457
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*unleeshes her sabertooth tiger and lets everyone fear it...*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #1458
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Throws a steak at lildude LOL
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 08:17 PM // 20:17   #1459
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*sobers up*

Whu? You guys having a party? Cheers!!

*drinks more, passes out again*
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 08:22 PM // 20:22   #1460
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*slap swampgirlz in the face*

*hehe she out cold.... steal her superior vigor rune*

*oh... everyone is watching me.. cast blind on everyone in the bar and run outside*
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