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Old Nov 29, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #1321
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*shoves this link down joe's throat*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 02:45 AM // 02:45   #1322
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*uses shout "Rez Me Stupid Healbot!" {E} 25 Energy
Immediatly rezed by any monk in the group with -500 energy and 1hp and 400 Glints spawn around you.
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #1323
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*randomly slaps someone and runs away*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 02:48 AM // 02:48   #1324
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* laughs at carugo because he just slapped himself and didn't realize it*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #1325
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*throws plasma grenade at Monseir
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #1326
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*tames knido's liger
*rides it out the bar room
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #1327
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*Clubs Feuer to the floor*
*Clubs Knido's Liger to the floor*
*Drags them back inside bar and dumps their bodies on the floor*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #1328
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*Sits in a corner, noisly slurping a milk*
*Eyes the people fighting*
*Chuckles*
*resumes noisly slurping his milk*


--The Shim
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #1329
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*wakes up
*finds self lyin on floor in the bar room
*YELLS " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! "
*thinks of another plan to escape this hell
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 03:05 PM // 15:05   #1330
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*Hypnotizes FeuerFrei so he won't come up on a plan*
*Takes a machine gun, says 'hasta la vista' arnold style and guns every1 down still alive in the bar*
*Runs out of bar, I'll be back*

~ Wheez
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #1331
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*puts a mirror in Wheezes face so he hypnotizes himself*
*kicks wheez in his manhood to discover he's really a woman*
*cries like a girl running out of the bar*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #1332
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*quacks like a duck.....
*whips out my SMG and sprays at all the paintings in the bar like some terrorist
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #1333
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*Runs back as the unleashed girl, still under hypnotizing*
*Unleashes special girl powers (Shows melons while every1 gets hypnotized in som way )
*Speaks out loud; Aaaaaaaaallrighty then Ace Ventura style but still girly.*
*Conquers the bar and renames it Melon's Home while every1's still daydreaming 'bout the big unes*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #1334
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*casts lvl 5 chicken of the infinite on everyone in the bar*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #1335
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*I'm awake again*


*Take out some plasma grenade and start throwing it to different people's back*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #1336
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*Crash Sir Skulkcrasher's skull*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19   #1337
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*U noobs, read my post as I said u were all 'hypnotized' by me!! Don't just starting throwing nades and mad chickens for I still pwn u*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #1338
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*God don't like idiot who call people names*

*instant smite on Wheez*

*Now back to the fight... pull out Malinon's Shield... now nothing will hurt me*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 06:32 PM // 18:32   #1339
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*buys the shield for 200k and then scammes sulkchrasher*
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Old Nov 29, 2005, 06:35 PM // 18:35   #1340
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* U don't judge what god likes or not likes *
* Still there as I didn't get killed, c'mon som real sjit *
* Buys a malinon's shield ROFL like that will protect u against shiat *
* Buys a pre-searing starter's shield, WOOT *
* Infinite against everything *
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