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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #701
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mocca

*takes a sip and faints..*
*this coffee has been drugged!*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:04 PM // 15:04   #702
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Orangutan returns!!! He pees in everyone's eye and then sits at the bar to refill his bladder.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #703
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*takes a nip from his coffee*

refreshing :3
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:55 PM // 15:55   #704
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Orangutan shares his fries with the cucumber. LOL
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:15 PM // 17:15   #705
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Bring bunch of charrs with me into the bar.

*look at Count Feanor, Slice the Orangutan in half with my chaos axe*
*order the charrs to eat Count Feanor alive*

*hehe.. *
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:18 PM // 17:18   #706
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*Unleashes the power of the Magical Indestructible Aardvark to avenge the death of Count Feanor*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:22 PM // 17:22   #707
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*stupid DOOM, you should be that zombie thing in Doom movie. Cast banish and send you back to hell*

*continue to watch the charrs eating Count Feanor alive*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47   #708
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Orangutan turns into poison in the chars belly and they all die. The chars all liquify and come together forming a 20 foot tall orangutan who takes a 600 pound dump on Sir skullcrusher! It's all thanks to Doooom and the power of the Magical Indestructible Aardvark!
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:55 PM // 17:55   #709
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*Take a shovel and smack Count Feanor, than drop-kick him to the wall*

*Get some vodka and feed it to Count Feanor and pour scotch all over him*

*cast Inferno, fire storm on Feanor and watch him burned to crispy*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #710
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*bumps into a 6'11 340lb guy with tatoos(one says BITE ME)*

do the math....
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #711
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*its Grim Aragorn, put on that one "ring" and turn invisible*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #712
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*brings out the spitoon bucket and takes out a sack of sunflower seeds*

*the sack reads, "Touch my seeds you die"*

*the same four people that were welcome in my shadowy corner, can have some seeds, trial by death, if you ain't one you die*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #713
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*kills Frodo with Final Thurst, steals ring and puts on*
YAY
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:56 PM // 18:56   #714
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*touches the seeds and watches them turn black* i touched them
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:56 PM // 18:56   #715
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*I'm not Frodo, hide the ring in my pants*
*look at Kg Lildude for being off topic, slap him in the face.. and chanllege him to a one on one GW fight*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #716
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sunflower seeds are already black >_>

accepts skulkcrashers challenge and pwnts him to t3h 3>
my tactics warrior will pwn you
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #717
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*who said anything about a warrior against warrior fight; Skullcrasher used a level 20 Nuker Elementlist. Distract Lildude by dancing than hit him with echo meteor shower, finish off by fire storm, Image Burden, Inferno and Phoenix.*

*Grab Avari's hand on accident.. oh no*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #718
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*cuts off skulk's hand, tsk tsk tsk, you should of realized by now that i am overprotective of the 4 people allowed to touch my sunflower seed sack and shadowy corner *

btw: whos stupid enough to even stand in met shower? imagined burden? hex breaker?, elemental resistance ftw?

pfsssh my tactics warrior was made to withstand anything, to a degree ^.^
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #719
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*since Lildude claim he can survive anything, grab a moa bird and teach it to peck his face*
*than grab a bag of Thumb Tacks and spread it across the flood*
*cast mending on my hand.. *
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:33 PM // 19:33   #720
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*cuts of the moa's head and then skins it, using its feathery fur for a new jacket*



more like cast "Hundred Needles and Stitches"
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