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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21   #321
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*put hot sauce on the gas mask.. ahaha.. now no one can use it*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #322
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*coughs even more and rips off gas mask, bashes it on skulkcrasher(got it right, finally)'s head, downs the scotch and gets ready to fight*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:23 AM // 00:23   #323
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* light your pant on fire, than pour scotch on you!*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #324
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*asks Avari out and buys her a crystalline
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:25 AM // 00:25   #325
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*whatsupwida?..... smack Ruoenkruez Tudor with Gwen's broken flute*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:26 AM // 00:26   #326
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*says to Link and Skulkcrasher fight me u noobs and takes flute and plays it and makes Avari happy!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #327
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*looks at pants for a moment and realizes that they're on fire...runs outside for a minute and runs back in with cloud's buster sword yelling "LEEEEROY JENKIIIINS!" and prepares to Hundred Blades skulkcrusher*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:30 AM // 00:30   #328
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walks in with 1) paris hilton 2) ashlee simpson 3) jessica alba 4) that hispanic lady on desperate housewives and says "Too busy girls....i'll find us a room"
and leaves with every sane male with a jaw gaping 8 feet and every female
[insert female action here]
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:33 AM // 00:33   #329
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*USes Iris and Castatrophe on MOnseir and gets the 4 girls to hang out with me*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:33 AM // 00:33   #330
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*lights a cigarette*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:36 AM // 00:36   #331
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*steals cigeratte from Zehly and throws it on the ground saying F*uck smoking drink beer instead*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #332
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*stops charging and picks up the cigarette, sniffs it, coughs and throws it on the bar counter, igniting it once again*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #333
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Skull Cracks Heist and gives him a beer and throws the cigeratte on the ground
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:45 AM // 00:45   #334
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*says "thanks mate" in a tipsy way and downs the beer, and smashes it on Tudor's head. grabs the stolen buster sword and once again charges at skulkcrusher*

"LEEEROY JEKINS!"
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #335
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*All the fire burned me free of the binds*

*Goes upstairs and rolls some kegs of rum down into the fire*

*Suddenly notices the 2nd story is now on the ground and this is a one story building now*


*Looks at zehly and says "Did juuu knew ma dog has fourteen ears!"*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #336
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*lights cigarette and happily begins smoking it while she pours copious amounts of absolut into a glass of cranberry juice*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #337
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*shouts fight me heist and steals the cigeratte again away from Zehly and throws it into heists ass
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #338
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Once again wondering where my crown and coke got off to i order another with lime and play"sad statue" my system of a down on the juke box and returns to the chair to watch the fighting. "cheers all"
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #339
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*yells "OH SHIT MY ASS!" picks out the cigarette, looks at it for a moment and says to zehly, "i don't think you want this anymore..." looks at tudor, charges and galrath slashes at him*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:54 AM // 00:54   #340
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nimly dodging Galrath slash i use Iris and Castastrophe and Megiddo on Heist to obliterate him
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