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Old May 09, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40   #3961
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what do you mean you can't get drunk.

And not drunk does not mean not an alcoholic. Drinking all of the time means alcoholic.
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Old May 09, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17   #3962
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All those bottles on my desk, 3/4ths of it was consumed by me. None of it did anything to even get me buzzed.

**watches sil chase the dot**

**sharts chuckling**
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Old May 09, 2006, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #3963
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*continues the chase of the dot*
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Old May 09, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34   #3964
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*wakes up in the middle of a group of kappa casting a ritual*
*suddenly the bar flyes up in the sky and falls on the poor kappa*
*hmmm thats why they have no brains!*
*sits down in the bar*
*agroes some Oni (20 to be exact)*
*mist form!*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old May 09, 2006, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #3965
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*looks at dot*
*looks at sil*
*looks at dot*
*sips beer*
*punches all 20 oni out with 1 punch*
*pick them up and toss them outside*
**Who brought the trash in?**
*punches stalker in the face for sharting*
*put clothes pin on nose*
*sips beer*
*stares at beer*
*sips beer*
*sighs, realizing he cant get a good taste with nose clip on*
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Old May 10, 2006, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #3966
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*thinks of the best plot on how to catch the dot*
"all i have to do, is go slow, beacuse when i run and chase it...it runs away, so i'll sneak up on it"
*stops moving and begins sneaking up on the dot*
*notices the dot slightly moving as well, and gets angry*
*begins chasing the dot*
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Old May 10, 2006, 01:06 AM // 01:06   #3967
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*laughs at Sils futile attempts to get the dot, sips beer*
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Old May 10, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13   #3968
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*agroes another 20 oni*
*darn!*
*Mist form!*
*sits down and drinks some coffee*
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Old May 10, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10   #3969
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*Floats around, awaiting and stalking its next victim....*
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Old May 10, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09   #3970
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*sips beer, shoots a gun randomly around*
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Old May 10, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09   #3971
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*contines the chase of the pink dot*
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Old May 10, 2006, 12:19 PM // 12:19   #3972
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*watches Sil chase the pink dot, sips beer*
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Old May 10, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #3973
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*walks in*
*sees bar-room brawl*
*walks out*
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Old May 10, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #3974
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*Enters through the back door with a flamethrower in his hand*

"It's time to turn up the heat! Prepare to burn everyone!"

*Grabs a box of matches from his pocket and tries to light the flamethrower*
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Old May 10, 2006, 04:07 PM // 16:07   #3975
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*walks back in and gives Rob a match*
*takes cover*
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Old May 10, 2006, 09:42 PM // 21:42   #3976
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*sits on the floor, laughes at sil...and starts humming*
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Old May 10, 2006, 10:01 PM // 22:01   #3977
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*hides under table singing "I get knocked down and i get up again...."
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Old May 10, 2006, 10:03 PM // 22:03   #3978
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**comes up behind nine**
**covers her eyes** guess who!
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Old May 10, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #3979
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*grabs a green laser pointer*

*tapes it on sils head but points it slightly to the right of the pink dot*

*watches as sil decides which one to chase*

*gives sil a cookie*

*sips beer*
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Old May 10, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #3980
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*walks into bar*

*sees all these obsure things*

*thinks to slef, this is the best bar ever*

*gets eyebrows singed off*

*gets shot in the arm*

*takes cover next to mikanus with 2 beers and drinks the night away*
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