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Old Apr 22, 2006, 06:25 AM // 06:25   #3721
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*runs around stabbing orcs*
"For Gondor!"
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30   #3722
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*Shoot King Symeon in the head*
"No more LotR things!"
*Drag Symeon's dead body outside and dump it in a 6 feet ditch*
*Sip some tea*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 11:31 AM // 11:31   #3723
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*Uses Rebirth from inside the bar*
*King Symeon is teleported back into the bar and right on top of Murder In China's lap*
"woops little off with my aim today."
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 11:45 AM // 11:45   #3724
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*leaps up and punches Murder in China ten times in the face*
*throws Murder in China out the door and locks it*
*sits down, sips beer, thanks Starsky-sama*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #3725
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*sips beer, works on effing research paper*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 05:14 PM // 17:14   #3726
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*Observe King Symeon punching and throwing my doppleganger around*
*Throw 5 kunai knifes at the vital points of the human body*
*Sip some tea*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #3727
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*watchs MIC throw knives at Symeon, sips beer, works on paper*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 05:33 PM // 17:33   #3728
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*staples Murder In China's balls on the wall*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 07:20 PM // 19:20   #3729
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*wonders why everyone is beating up on MIC, decides to join, breaks wine bottle over MIC head, sips beer*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 08:14 PM // 20:14   #3730
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*gets stabbed*
*heals*
*kills all of MiC's dopplegangers*
*uses a permanent 'Signet of Humility' to permanently disable MiC's doppleganging skill*
*murders Murder in China*
*throws his body out the window*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 08:31 PM // 20:31   #3731
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*watches King kill Murder, sips beer*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47   #3732
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*walks in sits at bar and orders a bottle of goose*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 10:04 PM // 22:04   #3733
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*decloaks*
*Intercepts bottle of goose*
*exchanges it for a bottle of yak milk instead, w/o anyone noticing*
*barkeep hands the bottle to Prefectus*
*cloaks*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43   #3734
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*watches starsky-sama switch drinks, sips beer*
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Old Apr 22, 2006, 11:49 PM // 23:49   #3735
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"Too bad my skill to produce Dopplegangers isn't an elite"
*Explode 50 dopplegangers that are int he bar, killing anything in a 50 feet radius of the blast*
*Produce more dopplegangers*
*Sip tea*
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Old Apr 23, 2006, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #3736
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*screams "OMGZ HOW IS THIS ON PAGE 2??"*
*kills a few random drunkards in anger*
*sits down, sips some beer*
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Old Apr 23, 2006, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #3737
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*wakes up*
*shoots Sym in the head*
*unleashes some goblins*
*laughs*
*sits down*
*whips everybody down like indie*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 23, 2006, 11:19 AM // 11:19   #3738
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*still cloaked*
*borrows The undead Mesmer's deadly tonberry dagger of DOOM from his backpocket*
*runs around the bar stabbing and poking everyone with it*
*drops the bloody dagger right beside The undead Mesmer*
*10 ogre sized bar patrons, bleeding from several areas of their bodies, hover over The undead Mesmer*
*Grin...go get 'em...T.u.M*
xD.
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Old Apr 23, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #3739
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*looks at the 10 ogre sized bar patrons*
*hello mateys*
*kicks the chair in the face of 1 of em*
*ala matrix round-house kicsk the patrons out of the bar*
*laughs*
*picks another chair and starts drinking some coffee*
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Old Apr 23, 2006, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #3740
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*sips beer, watches undead kick peoples butts, sips beer*
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