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Old Mar 30, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #3201
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Take no offense to this but... *Smacks pwnd for never doing anything but "Sipping beer"!!!* Hehe, you ALWAYS say that so I just had to do it.
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #3202
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*sips beer, stands up grabs sergio, shoots 2 clips of AP bullets through his head, chucks him behind the bar, leaps over the bar, pounds his face in, grabs a bottle of vodka, smashes it over Sergios head, throws Sergio out of the bar, sips beer* "Better?"
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 04:48 AM // 04:48   #3203
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*wakes up*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 05:42 AM // 05:42   #3204
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* "WHAT coffee? this is a bar!"

throw coffee out the window, cup lands on sergio. Burns.....
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14   #3205
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*orders another cup of coffee*
*gets caught by a teacher while drinking coffee*
*gets WTFPWNED*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 10:48 AM // 10:48   #3206
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*gets scared and runs off*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 11:43 AM // 11:43   #3207
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*drags ecklipze back in and beats him up*

*screwdriver*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 11:47 AM // 11:47   #3208
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*retaliates by splashing coffee in april's face*

(i'm a her btw )
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 11:52 AM // 11:52   #3209
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*yawns*
*scretches arms while waking up*
*sips coffee*
"To dang early for a beer"
*holds head*
"Man is my head pounding!"
*sips coffee*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #3210
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*drinks some more coffee*
*transforms the bar into a GIGANTIC cavern filled with Tonberries*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08   #3211
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*sips beer*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #3212
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*slaps Pwnd*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 05:12 PM // 17:12   #3213
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*half-drowns (? )*
*returns to consciousness when a mop is thrown on top of him*
*throws the mop at theundeadmesmer*
"Got a better idea"
*runs to the heating control room*
*flicks the 'heat to 1000 degrees fahrenheit switch'*
*runs back into the bar and seals the door of the heating control room with large steel planks*
*opens the refrigerator, throws everything out of it, climbs in, closes door*
*hears the water evaporating, steam hissing up*
*chuckles*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #3214
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*runs into a wall*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #3215
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*positions himself below beeer tap*

*opens tap*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #3216
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*opens the heat control room with karma*
*turns the heath down to -273*
*throws a snowball at symeon*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:17 PM // 19:17   #3217
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*watches undead's snowball not move*

*is puzzled and drunk*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21   #3218
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*tryes to throw a few more snowballs*
*gives up*
*sits down next to a campfire and roasts some marchmellows* *smellows that is*
*invites Strong-bad for some good ol snow-mexican wrestling*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #3219
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*Cheers on Stong bad*
*Pulls out Homestar costume*
*Sips beer*
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:49 PM // 19:49   #3220
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*pulls out Da Cheat costume*
*throws a snowball at Yang*
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