Curse

I pwnd U · Feb 16, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15

i think you did if i remember correctly, a very long time i ago in fact. could be wrong but im almost 100% sure you started it paul lol

Paul Mahdi · Feb 16, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19

"Oh yeah...
It's all coming back to me...

(flashback)
It was about the 60 somethin' page I had decided earlier that mice were my enemy and that i hated them. But, one day i noticed a particularly big mouse. It was a rat. I could tell because it was much more uglier then the mice i had been shooting. I raised my gun and shot it...

(flashback over)

And thus began the plague of rats

*sits down and drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Feb 16, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

tis true, them were the good ol days... *sits and drinks beer while reminiscing*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 16, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27

*maybe if we stop shooting them they'll go away...

...or we'll at least forget they're there*

*shrugs*
"oh well"
*shoots 2 rats and drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Feb 16, 2006, 01:30 PM // 13:30

"better to kil then forget i guess..." *shoots rats, sips beer*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

"besides the pandas attacking and it's cold as hell. Yeah pretty nice day"

*shoots a rat*

(by cold as hell i mean that it is very cold not that it is actually warm, because hell is hot, but its actually very cold)

the first day of the rats! (i was bored ok?)

Paul Mahdi · Feb 16, 2006, 01:55 PM // 13:55

Yeah, I almost went back, myself.

If you want to go farther back we can find the beginning of shooting rodents (mice)

*drinks beer*

darkdragon99 · Feb 16, 2006, 02:00 PM // 14:00

*shoots paul's beer*

kimahri · Feb 16, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14

I enter the bar, look around at the mess and slowly backs out...

Doc Holliday · Feb 16, 2006, 03:14 PM // 15:14

*grabs kimahri by the hair and drags him back into the bar*
*"No one gets out.....ever!"*
*kicks kimahri halfway across the bar and then orders a beer*

*swig*

*hits dark with a barstool for wasting alcohol*

*swig*

I pwnd U · Feb 16, 2006, 03:36 PM // 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azeroths Hammer

Throws around sacks or rats infested with every possible discease you could imagine and many others you cant.

well paul looks like you werent the one to introduce rats into the bar, apparently azeroth put them in here in november, like the 20th or something. guess you just saw one of them that had been hiding out for 2 months and shot it so i guess thats really where the rats came from since you didnt shoot any mice or rats until january 6th or what have you. so i guess your really not to blame if you look back on it.

anyways for good measure i shoot doc in the head because i can. then i sip more beer while in school.

darkdragon99 · Feb 16, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43

*starts shooting every last beer in sight*
*shoots doc in the knee and elbow*
*kicks doc's teeth down his throut*
*rips off docs good arm and shoves it up his butt*
*rips off docs good leg and shoves it down his throut*
"now who else wants some*

I pwnd U · Feb 16, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48

"o i think doc wants more, look hes getting up again"

Doc Holliday · Feb 16, 2006, 03:49 PM // 15:49

*respawns with a chainsaw*
*chops dark in to 500000000 pieces*
*grabs mop and cleans up the mess*
*puts dark's remnants into a soup pot and starts to cook him*
*force feeds dark soup to kimahri*

darkdragon99 · Feb 16, 2006, 03:56 PM // 15:56

*takes control of kimahri's body*
*rips off docs head and uses it for a game or soccer*
*rips off docs legs and shoves them down his neck*
*skins doc and uses the skin to make a leather jacket*
*rips out docs heart and eats it*
*rips out docs stomach blows up up and uses it as a beach ball*
*throws whats left of doc into a meatgrinder *
*shoots the hambuger made out of doc into space*

Doc Holliday · Feb 16, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05

*ousts dark's conciousness and takes over kimahri's body*
*throws up darks remnants into the toilet and flushes it*
*puts a piece of docs DNA in a flash clone machine*

***2 hours later***

*walks out of the flash clone machine*

*shoots kimahri in the head with a revolver*

*orders beer*

*swig*

kimahri · Feb 16, 2006, 06:06 PM // 18:06

Thank god I wore a metal helmet and still had enough strength to hit Doc in the head with a bottle of beer. I then orderered a caipririnha from the bartender. The bartender looks at me like I just asked him for 1000$, I told him that if he doesn't give me that drink I will kill him. He says he only knows how to make tequila or beer, I get angry and walk out of the bar... again.

Unbeatable101 · Feb 16, 2006, 06:09 PM // 18:09

As Kimahri leaves Doc comes back and repeats the process of hurting him.

*Im sittting there laughing at Kimahri*

kimahri · Feb 16, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15

Kimahri, in great pain decided to eat the poisonous pill he had in his pocket and kill himself. Kimahri was very happy being dead.

Two April Mornings · Feb 16, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14

*deciding not to let kimahri die, resurects him, tortures him with peanuts, and tosses him onto docs failing body*

Symeon · Feb 16, 2006, 09:22 PM // 21:22

*screams, then lies on the floor in agony for a while*
*a rat bites my ear, I jump up and howl in pain as the flesh on my back peels off*
*dashes out the back door and down the street to the skin carer's*
*gets a new layer of damage-proof, flame-proof and any bad thing-proof skin, then kills everyone in the shop before he has to pay*
*dashes back to the bar and locks the doors*
*police sirens out on the streets*
*Holy ---- I should have just run away...if I'm anything-proof surely no-one can get to me so I would have been fine*
*Oh well as I'm anything-proof I might as well fight the world*
*'Uh, guys, grab your weapons, we might be in for a bit of a fight'*