Curse

Doc Holliday · Feb 06, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09

*Jumps behind bar before he is hit with bullets*
*grabs watergun and loads it up with pure grain alcohol*
*pumps up the super soaker*
*lights zippo lighter*
*shoots pwned with improvised flame thrower*
*roasts some marshmallows over pwned's flaming body*

Omega Complex · Feb 06, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

*steals marshmallow*

*wobbles drukenly away*

*swig*

Doc Holliday · Feb 06, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14

*Breaks a chair for wood to keep fire going*
*Continues to roast marshmallows*
*Takes swig from bottle of jack*

I pwnd U · Feb 07, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30

"when is doc gonna learn that im invincible?" *grabs doc and breaks his neck*

Two April Mornings · Feb 07, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01

*cuts off docs hands with a broklen bottle*
*puts them in box*
*ships them to malaysia*

Doc Holliday · Feb 07, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26

*snaps neck back into place*
*ponders situation while staring at bloody nubbs*

***Ding idea!!!!!!!***

*runs out of the bar*

*goes to post office and gets the box with his hands in it*
*has a surgeon put something special in then reattach his hands*

*Walks back into bar peacfully and tries not to antagonize anyone*

*Sits on barstool and orders a beer*

*gulp, gulp, gulp*

I pwnd U · Feb 07, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29

*watches doc closely, drinks beer*

Doc Holliday · Feb 07, 2006, 05:59 AM // 05:59

*puts boondock saints into the dvd player on the big screen tv*
*magically makes 5 recliners appear in front of the tv*
*says "first come first serve"*
*grabs beer and sits in recliner as movie starts*

*takes a swig*

Rayndeon · Feb 07, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30

*Enters, looking for a poker game*

darkdragon99 · Feb 07, 2006, 07:23 AM // 07:23

*pins doc to his chair*
*cuts off his legs throws one in a black hole ships the other to uranus*
*scoops out his eyes with a spoon than feed them too my bear*

"pwnd is not my freind he may have earnd some respect from me but that does not make him my freind"

I pwnd U · Feb 07, 2006, 01:12 PM // 13:12

"dark makes a good point there doc" *walks over to bar, gets beer to go walks out to go get some sleep.*

Two April Mornings · Feb 07, 2006, 02:01 PM // 14:01

*goes to pwnds hosue and says "we haven't finished doc yet"*

*goes back to bar and starts laynig smackdown on doc*

Salty_Sam · Feb 07, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

*comes to bar in a blue jumpsuit*
*begins to unzip the jumpsuit*
*..."shall we do it?"...*

*wonders if anyone here get's the reference...doubt it*

*goes to sit on a bench and smiles at everyone...creepily*

Two April Mornings · Feb 07, 2006, 04:20 PM // 16:20

*breaks a bottle over sam's head for being a creepy bastard*

Salty_Sam · Feb 07, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00

**knocked unconscious by broken bottle*
**wakes up at a random LAN party...drinks cream soda w/ jack daniels*
**begins to drink jack daniels straight*
**passes out and proceeds to puke on himself while unconscious*
**is target of jokes for months thereafter...*
*then realizes...that's exactly what happened to doc...3 months ago...lmao*