Curse

Eldin · Jan 21, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57

*comes in via secret passage behind the wine rack*
*drinks the entire wine bottle within seconds, then whacks you into a coma with the bottle*
*runs about scremaing, "JOO CANT SEE ME! JOO CANT SEE ME!" like an idiot*

I pwnd U · Jan 21, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

"idiot i dont die" *stands up and rips shadow to shreads*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 21, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21

"yeah, didn't you know nobody ever dies. The world has exploded more times then physicly possible to count. I'm pretty sure we're on Mars by now (at least). Not to mention the bullet wounds and blood loss"
*shoots self in heart and brain*
"see?"
*drinks beer and shoots a rat*

I pwnd U · Jan 21, 2006, 05:54 AM // 05:54

tis true...
*shoots rat w/ paul drinks beer*

Ensabah Nur · Jan 21, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59

* is real glad he ordered more Labbatt's or Paul and I pwnd U woulda drank us dry already....shoots rat(can't beat em, join em eh fellas?)

bulletsmile · Jan 21, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

begins to look for the book about peace, .....

Paul Mahdi · Jan 21, 2006, 05:43 PM // 17:43

"i thought somebody ate that book..."
*shoots another rat and drinks some more beer*
"man, i sure do hate rats"

darkdragon99 · Jan 21, 2006, 05:54 PM // 17:54

*drills a big deep hole in the middle of the bar first drops 2 armed nukes down hole than fills with octanitrocubane*

by by mars

*sets off nukes and the octanitrocubane goes with it*

*everyone is blow to bits and mars is broken into 4 pieces*

Ensabah Nur · Jan 21, 2006, 06:18 PM // 18:18

For those that don't get it we are at Milliways(if ya don't know Milliways, google it) it cannot be destroyed, so stop trying. Fight with each other sure, but quit trying to ruin my buzz by attempting to destroy the bar. *shoots a beer while drinking a rat..."Oh hell look what ya got me doing now."

Shadow Wonder · Jan 21, 2006, 07:23 PM // 19:23

goes in and acts innconet while killing a dop* comes to stool and orders some wine...takes out 2 grenades and decids to shove them in the bar stool* leaves and paul sits down there and DOES NOT notice the grnades..*gets blown to bits

bulletsmile · Jan 21, 2006, 08:33 PM // 20:33

can't find the book about peace and then goes mad, knocks everyone in the head with a bottle of beer

I pwnd U · Jan 22, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30

"that wasnt very nice bullet.." *brutally rips bullet limbs off...* "course that wasnt to nice either..."

Paul Mahdi · Jan 22, 2006, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensabah Nur

For those that don't get it we are at Milliways(if ya don't know Milliways, google it) it cannot be destroyed, so stop trying.

Milliways w00t!

anyways...

*I explain once more that nobody is capable of dieing as i sit down on stool and explode*

*My disembodied voice says, "now i am more powerful then you can ever imagine mua hahahahahahahaha"*
*a gunshot is heard and a rat falls dead as I continue to laugh*
*the piano explodes revealing me crouched behind it*
"crap..."
*sits down and drinks a beer*

I pwnd U · Jan 22, 2006, 02:49 AM // 02:49

yes our lil group is

me paul and nur are all milliways!

*drinks beer, blows self up, drinks more*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 22, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

" I think all the rats are dead..."

*shoots myself in the foot*

"That wasn't nearly as fun..."

(Milliway is also know as the restraunt at the end of the universe i shall now copy and paste the article about it on wikipedia:

Milliways, also known as 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe', can only be visited practically by time travel, as it exists at the end of time and matter. Marvin the Paranoid Android is one character who manages to reach Milliways without the use of time travel, merely by being very patient. One of the restaurant's major attractions is that diners can watch the entire universe end around them as they eat. The terminal moment is followed by dessert. Reservations are easily obtained, since they can be booked once the patron returns to his or her original time after their meal, and the restaurant's bill can be paid by depositing a penny in any bank account of the present time: by the end of the universe, compound interest will be enough to pay the extremely high bill. Depending on when in Milliways' timeline they visited, the diners' vehicles may have been parked by none other than Marvin the Paranoid Android. Near-instant transportation to the restaurant can be achieved in certain rarified circumstances, such as being next to an exploding hyperspatial field generator on the planet where Milliways will eventually be built several billion years after the explosion occurs.)

darkdragon99 · Jan 22, 2006, 04:01 AM // 04:01

*shoots paul in the head 100 times cuase he hurt my brain*

I pwnd U · Jan 22, 2006, 04:34 AM // 04:34

*shots dark in the head then shots self in the head, realizes i cant die, puts in earplugs*

darkdragon99 · Jan 22, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

* water proofs the bar and starts filling it with whiskey*

I pwnd U · Jan 22, 2006, 05:08 AM // 05:08

*drinks whiskey as it pours in*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 22, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35

"just because nobody dies doesn't mean it doesn't hurt like hell"

*drinks beer to dull the pain and shoots a rat*