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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:50 PM // 15:50   #1041
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*picks paintball out of my ear*..........grumbles *finishes my beer* *announces to the bar that today i turned 27 and you should all buy me a round of drinks*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:52 PM // 15:52   #1042
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*congratulates neb and hands him a beer* Insert evil smile here
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #1043
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*ermmm gee thx there guy.* *sets beer down* I could always smell stric 9 a mile away.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #1044
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yes but we are only 9 feet apart so the fact that u can smell it 9 miles away really doesnt apply here now does it? /sighs guess i have to do things the hard way...
takes out birthday cake lights candles and hands to neb...

now to wait for the fun...
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 05:41 PM // 17:41   #1045
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*Cheers because this thread has been rezzed, blames Alesia for not doing it sooner, and celebrates by setting himself on fire again*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 06:32 PM // 18:32   #1046
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*yells "cheers" to nightrunner and douses self in oil and proceeds to run into nightrunner*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #1047
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*Wake up from my long nap... than saw a flaming body running around and accidently pour some scotch (Instead of water) to put out the flame*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #1048
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*Runs straight into a wall and falls over dead*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #1049
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*see nightrunner dead, run over and check his wallet for money and credit cards*

*Prince Rurkin came into the bar with his uber fiery dragon sword*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #1050
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*sings happy birthday too myself and wishes for a stripper and another case of bud lite*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #1051
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Got a big thing coming in!

*hauls a huge delivery of Xbox 360s, PS2s and Xboxs to play on (XBOX 360 is prerelease demos ONLY)*

Gotta adore a few consoles in here!
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #1052
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*I walk toward nebucanezar, than pull out my Twin Hammer with a 5/-1 vampric haft and 10/10 armor penatration. Swing at Nebucanezar in the ball*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #1053
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*uses shielded stance to avoid being hit* Yells "hey damnit that was my bday cake you just smashed."
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #1054
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*mmmmm hammer cake*

*continue to destory all the new console inside the bar.... smash xbox360 into piece*

*Cast Edge of Extinction on everyone here*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #1055
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*sobs no cake for me on my bday. To hell with this im getting drunk*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 09:32 PM // 21:32   #1056
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*Clubs people to death with xboxes, because they are like small tanks*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 09:35 PM // 21:35   #1057
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Grabs everyone in the room and cast Balthazars aura and kills them all
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #1058
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*use Hundred Sword on all the remaining people in the bar*
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 11:05 PM // 23:05   #1059
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*crawls out from rathole.* "Whats gonin' on?"
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39   #1060
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*Looks at his screwed up bar*
*Brings out 100 bucks and throws it in the middle of everyone*
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