Curse

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 10:34 PM // 22:34

*Thats it, grab lildude and powerslam him through the bar table. Grab a wooden chair and smash it over his head. Grab him by the legs and threw him head first into the wall. Than pour some scotch on lildude and light him on fire*

*Dinner ready everyone*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 28, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37

*opens a portal and summons forth the flag worshipping newbies"

*points to sir skulkcrasher*
*he has the flag*

*newbie 1: our quest for salvation has begun, let us wash away our sins by unleashing the holy fires on this heretic!*
*they gore sir skulkcrasher to death*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 10:38 PM // 22:38

*Do like the Martix and jump over these midgets*

*Pull out Uzi in mid-air and open fire on crispy Lildude*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 28, 2005, 10:39 PM // 22:39

*burns to ashes then gets reborn in the ashes with horns a tail and a pitchfork*

*uses superpowers to stop sir skulkcrashers heart and causing him to die*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 10:42 PM // 22:42

*I don't have a heart, I'm a robot*

*grab Avari Zi and use her as my meat shield*

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44

;_; *eats cookies while being used as a shield*

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 10:46 PM // 22:46

*injects combat stims and looks around as everything seems to be moving at 1:10 of their normal speeds....pulls out an MP5 and begins shooting at skulkcrasher, Matrix-style*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 10:46 PM // 22:46

*accidently sneeze on Avari Zi*

*continue to use her as human shield while drinking large amount of scotch, vodka, and ale*

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 10:47 PM // 22:47

*unloads clip as combat stims run out*

*charges at skulkcrasher, stepping on avari on the way*

*Power Attack!*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52

*umm.. I'm holding onto Avari Zi as a shield*
*Shield Bash Heist, than grab his buster sword and slice him in half*

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 10:54 PM // 22:54

*auto-res*

*casts Ice Prison at skullcrasher, steals back my sword and lops skullcrasher's head off*

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03

*continues to eat cookies* mmmmm

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 11:04 PM // 23:04

*OMG, you cut off Avari's head*

*Grab my pet, a Dune Lizard and have him eat Heist alive*

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 11:07 PM // 23:07

*feels around for her head and reattaches it*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 11:08 PM // 23:08

*slap Avari Zi hard in the back to force her head to fall off than run around*

*Hide in a secret room*

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 11:12 PM // 23:12

*wonders why avari's head came off instead of skullcrasher's and leaves her with 2 more pills, then looks around for skullcrasher*

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 11:15 PM // 23:15

*eats the caffine filled pill* <.>

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 11:17 PM // 23:17

*Look at Avari Zi from my hiding spot*

*Threw bunch of empty bottles at Avari Zi*

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20

*tries to find her head* a little help here?

I pwnd U · Oct 28, 2005, 11:27 PM // 23:27

*picks up avaris head walks up to her starts to hand it to her body and then punts it away and runs*