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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #621
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*gets behind the bar and begins drinking all the liquor*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:45 AM // 00:45   #622
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*turns canibal and eats Heist*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #623
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*leaves bar out of boredom*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:18 AM // 01:18   #624
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*Brings out a pack of cards*
Anyone up for strip poker?!?!
*Eyes all the girls in the room*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #625
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Deal me in!!

Where the hell is zelda??
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #626
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*stabs tudor with buster sword before as he opens his mouth to eat me*

"hey avari, can you get me a scotch? this whiskey tastes like sh*t."

*passes chris and link a beer*

"deal me in!"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #627
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*wakes up from his unconsciousness. orders up a scotch and starts nursing the headache from bashing himself in the head with a guitar.*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #628
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*chucks some aspirin at epic's head*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #629
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*takes it with a sip of scotch and passes out by mixing his meds with alcohol.*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #630
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*pokes epic...then uses Resurrect on him, taking a full 3 minutes. looks around and is surprised that no one Interrupted me*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #631
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*coughs, gasps, and realizes that the headache is suddenly gone. thanks heist and returns to the scotch.*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #632
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*pours a scotch and downs it*

"no prob"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #633
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*takes cards from chris* Your slow!!
*motions strippers over* Ok if you win your stripper has to take an article of clothing off.
Everyone rdy?
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:03 AM // 02:03   #634
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"haha, deal me in!"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #635
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*deals*
*looks at his cards:8,10,King,King*
*has an appealing look on his face*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #636
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*looks at cards: 7, 8, 10, 2, Jack*
*looks at link*

"wow. you have one bad poker face."
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #637
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*hits on shoulder "shut up"*
*draws a card:8, puts down 10*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #638
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what are you all playing? poker?
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #639
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strip poker *smiles*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #640
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oh i see *thinks*
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