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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:35 PM // 20:35   #141
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*casts verata's sacrifice and then pulls out a .45 mag and shoots epic for attacking his lovely minions. he then goes back to his drink
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #142
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*Requisitions a monk to do some healing work. Pulls himself back up and stabs Lothar in the foot and orders a whiskey*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #143
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*Stands at the door and procedes to ask everyone for ID on entry (I KNOW most of you are underage... now OUT!)*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #144
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*Clubs mistress in the back of the head with his sword butt for making to much noise. Then returns to his whiskey.*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:41 PM // 20:41   #145
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Uh.. yeah, whatever then. Dick.
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #146
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*squeals...i mean...lets out a manly bark of frustration and agony, pounding his fists against the bar...you know...cuz im manly like that...duh...*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44   #147
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*buys a round of drinks in a bribe attempt to get everyone to quiet down a little. returns to his drink hoping to dull his senses and soothe the migraine*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:47 PM // 20:47   #148
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*throws a beer bottle at TheEpic* no hitting us ladies!
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:50 PM // 20:50   #149
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*tries to stand up to go to the bathroom and wash the blood off his foot, but forgets that his foot dont work so well anymore and falls over. but he doesnt cry. oh no. he screams in rage. those are tears of anger, not of desperation, agony and rejection. he's a man's man, fool*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:50 PM // 20:50   #150
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*is knocked out facedown on the bar*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:50 PM // 20:50   #151
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*Takes Finch and then Chris and ties them together with an unbreakable steal chain. "This is the ultimate punishment"*

Edit: First post with the title cervantes
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:52 PM // 20:52   #152
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*congratulates guillaume by throwing a bottle at him* join in the party, boy!
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:55 PM // 20:55   #153
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*Screams and runs from the huge bigfoot *

*Scratches head* at title "Professor"... even I agree that I'm stupid.
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:55 PM // 20:55   #154
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*ohh you made a big mistake Lothar. Calls everyone from the gun appriciation thread and whispers "yes .... Lothar Ovsothovian.... yep.... ok I look forward to it...."* Don't mess with me I have posers you can only dream of.
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:56 PM // 20:56   #155
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*whimpers in a manly way*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:58 PM // 20:58   #156
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*Lothar there is but one rule here mess with anyone who has a cervantes rank and you will probably get yourself hurt or flammed to death*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #157
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really? i have diplomatic immunity as a cervantes?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #158
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*looks around the bar for a pin to see if he can deflate this boy's head, as it seems to be getting rather large*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 09:01 PM // 21:01   #159
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ju ju just like the guy, from lethal weapon 2, i've got diplomatic immunity, so hammer you can't sue. o right. this is a bar fight. *picks up guillame by the neck and starts punching him repeatedly in a rather bored fashion*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #160
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*My head is rather large as yours is pretty worthless. And Avari yeah your spaming powers protect you from me, Chris, and Epic others ahh not so much.*

I have learned much from Pie

Edit Kills the guy above me for double posting then feeds him to the dogs.
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