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Old Aug 30, 2006, 01:05 AM // 01:05   #1
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Cool New Profession: The Janitor

This is just a joke...

Attributes:

Cleaning (Primary)-The higher this is the higher chance of hitting a critical with a mop
Bathroom-no inherit effect
Kitchen-no inherit effect
Laundry-no inherit effect

Skills:

Name-Dust Bunnies (Janitor's "energy")-casting time-recharge time

Cleaning

Its under the bed-Elite- dust bunnies 235734207950-none-2 seconds
Elmo appears on the srceen and kills all enemies.

Bathroom

"In coming turd!"-Elite shout-20 dust bunnies-none-50 seconds
All allies within an earshot have +50 defense for 0 - 1 seconds.

Kitchen

Overflowing sink-10 dust bunnies-2 seconds-5 seconds
target foe is crippled for 1 - 2 seconds.

Laundry

Evil Laundry Basket-0 dust bunnies-none-none
Take 20 - 20 damage and regain 0 dust bunnies.

Thts all i got thank for reading this!
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #2
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LOL zomg...

too overpowered!!!
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #3
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Well if it's a joke, then it's going into Off-Topic and the Absurd.
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 04:38 AM // 04:38   #4
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Oh sure pawn it off on me. =P *throws a water balloon at Undivine.*
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #5
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it makes perfect sense... since they already have Custodians... right?
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 02:12 PM // 14:12   #6
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poor poor funny man...Have the years of bad ideas finally driven you insane?
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16   #7
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Cleaning:- Wet floor! - Trap. When triggered, all nearby enemies are knocked over and take 50-100 dmg
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #8
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Why must people make fun of my summer job... I mean come on we have fun! Where is the garden hose of water? i mean come on +20% of water being in it! And wheres The Mop Bucket of Doom? Combine it with Wet Floor and its 100% of falling down! OWND!
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Old Aug 30, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #9
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Dude I am gonna be a J/W for frenzy cleaning !!
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #10
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Heh, the name could be swiched to "Common housewife" as well. Someone had to say it.
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Old Sep 01, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12   #11
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Lol, someone had to say it, but cause u did ure gonna b the guy they all call sexist.



sexist.
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