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Old Sep 13, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07   #4261
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depends on what you're using it for, but alcohol seems to be the best option in all situations.

why do bugs squash so easily?
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Old Sep 13, 2006, 09:20 PM // 21:20   #4262
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So they can make a beautiful pattern when they hit your car winshield.

Why can't sitting around doing nothing be considered healthy?
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Old Sep 13, 2006, 09:35 PM // 21:35   #4263
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because you're not exercising enough muscles.

perhaps if you were munching on something whilst sitting ... ?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 01:02 AM // 01:02   #4264
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then you would only exercise your jaw



Why do i hurt?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #4265
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because u set urself on fire

Why did God make the universe?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 01:26 AM // 01:26   #4266
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so he'd have something to laugh about

why are there 214 pages of stupid questions?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #4267
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Because of 214 pages of stupid answers

Why are stupid people allowed to go down the street without gunshots in their skulls?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #4268
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so we can see them get ran over at a red light and laugh

why do we find gore humorous?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #4269
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because gore is so cool "like ripping off someones arm and watching the blood drain while he squirms"

why do i have a fascination about cutting peoples arms legs off in gw

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Old Sep 14, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21   #4270
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Who doesn't?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #4271
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Uhhh wrong game....

Did you want the guy above me game?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33   #4272
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lol this aint the guy above me game thread sheesh

why does metalicagirl have no common sense
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #4273
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Oh noes, now i have a double post and a tarnished reputation!

Why, Metalicagrl? Why?!
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #4274
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hahahahaha now go drink beer and sulk on your tarnished reputation (go to the black hole bar fight for the drinkin)

why does metalicagirl sit on the computer all day posting threads but not know what thread shes in
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21   #4275
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the only person who would know that is metalicagrl

did someone delete my last post in here?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02   #4276
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i guess since it aint there anymore

why do asians have the smelliest shits
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #4277
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since you did not end your statement with a question mark I can not answer it as it is not a question

Where's the wammo?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #4278
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the wammo is in my garden eating turnips

why do we have an apendix?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 07:38 AM // 07:38   #4279
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LMAO @ eating turnips! I like that answer!

Because we never turn down free stuff. We don't need it but, hey, if it's coming with the main meal...

Why do we always crave free things and collect coupons/money off vouchers like hobos?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #4280
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Funny you should ask.. its because something free is all so much better.

I was on vent last night and in my comment i put "listening to loud music, talk to me if you have free stuff" a lot of random people i dont know came in and said they had free stuff for me, got offered some donuts etc was wierd, lol.

why do hobbits have such hairy feet?
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