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Old Aug 23, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41   #3201
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #3202
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because the side he was on originally had a wammo standing on it

why are chickens afraid of wammos?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #3203
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no idea.. ask the chicken

why cant chickens fly?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 07:51 AM // 07:51   #3204
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because I used duck tape on their wings so they can't move them...



Why do I feel like crap?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53   #3205
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cause you haven't had your does of sausage roll and irn bru.

are we stoning a wammo this evening?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:02 AM // 08:02   #3206
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you got any other ideas?

you got any other ideas?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:04 AM // 08:04   #3207
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yea, find something for me for dinner.

what am i having for dinner?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #3208
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02 8255 7444

I hurt...can I just go to sleep right here on the desk?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:13 AM // 08:13   #3209
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just go home!

what do you tell a person who asks you what "beverage" means?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #3210
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You tell them beverage means "ice cold glass of Irn Bru"

has anyone actually asked you what it means?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #3211
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yes LOL
this afternoon. was tempted to say food.

should i get a burger & fries for dinner?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:21 AM // 08:21   #3212
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no you should go the local pub and have a liquid lunch

who likes that idea?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #3213
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I hate that idea - because you posted before me and I DON'T DRINK

would you accept a combine harvester if I bought it for you as a gift?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #3214
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of course!

do you know how much they sell for?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #3215
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no

What would a wammo do with a combine harvester?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34   #3216
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no idea.. but I would sell it!

so where is it then?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 09:29 AM // 09:29   #3217
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it's a hypothetical question

shall we play spot the wammo?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44   #3218
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there he is!!
*throws a rock at lord cooper*

what do you gain from an argument?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 10:05 AM // 10:05   #3219
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satisfaction of knowing I am always right.


Why am I right all the time?
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 10:11 AM // 10:11   #3220
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cause you only argue with lord cooper who is wrong all the time.

why is lord cooper wrong all the time?
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