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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:33 AM // 10:33   #2901
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my banana

What's yellow and sexy?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:33 AM // 10:33   #2902
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Can I buy it off you for 272 gold?
i sold it in the last sale i had before i stopped playing few weeks ago.
sold for 100k+115ectos, just a little bit more than 272g.

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chicken!

what's yellow, sexy and wields an FDS?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:37 AM // 10:37   #2903
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not me.. although i admit i am sexy

why is a table called a table?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #2904
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cause it's not a chair.

when is a table not a chair?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #2905
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when it's used as a sex aid

What's yellow, sexy, wields an FDS and turns orange when you're not looking?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41   #2906
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no idea...

how do you know it turns orange if it only does it when you arent looking?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #2907
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it told me

why are people not green?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #2908
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some turn green under certain conditions.

where has my stamp gone?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #2909
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its gone to stamp heaven

why?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 10:59 AM // 10:59   #2910
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because I am god

Why am I SO great?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 11:06 AM // 11:06   #2911
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cause i made you so.

why am i never lacking energy?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 11:07 AM // 11:07   #2912
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because the llamas talk to you

have you taken your medication today?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #2913
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of course.

have you?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18   #2914
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no because the little elfs wont talk to me if i take my medication

why is virii the plural of virus?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:22 PM // 12:22   #2915
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because genii is the plural of genius.

what happened to the underpants gnomes?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #2916
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they got swallowed by the dragon

where did the dragon come from?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #2917
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an egg.

why are eggs so tasty?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:42 PM // 12:42   #2918
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cause they're soaked in bacon-juice before sale.

why do clothes wear out?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:43 PM // 12:43   #2919
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because you know it came out of a chicken

who built that wall?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #2920
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they did.

who broke down the other wall?
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