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Old Jul 19, 2006, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #2561
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Nah

Why does Meat Loaf have boobies and your mum does not?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 12:42 PM // 12:42   #2562
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because lemmings

why is it that when someone phones you at 3am on a tuesday morning the first thing they say is "i hope i dint wake you" ???
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #2563
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because a star explodes on 3am on tuesday morning and little supernova particles make everyone brainded for a few seconds

Why am I so retarded? and not like, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOtarded
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 12:50 PM // 12:50   #2564
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because the particles affect you 24/7

Is is wrong to keep a quantum singularity in your fridge?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #2565
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It is if you actually care

Why does the majority of the people on this forum get horned up by the CareBears and even ... Mast... on them Oo
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 05:07 PM // 17:07   #2566
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because their ice cream has melted in their freezer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #2567
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spongebob squarepants!!!


how do i know that?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03   #2568
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Because one of those people that calls you at 3am on a Tuesday told you so.

Why does cola zero taste like pepsi max?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 09:58 PM // 21:58   #2569
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cause they r stupid

y is the cola company stupid?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #2570
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Because they hacked the "Stupid computer"

Why did they hack the "Stupid Computer"
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:32 PM // 23:32   #2571
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because it was too smart for them


Why is Myspace full of child molestors?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #2572
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Because they are gay, and want the FBI to find them and put them in jail, In accordance with the prophecy...

Why are they like that?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:44 PM // 23:44   #2573
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due to the prophecy


Why must gravity bring objects back down?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11   #2574
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because the government has decreed that getting high is wrong.

At exactly what moment did I sell out?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #2575
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Uh, July 21, 2006 >_> <_<

Sup, Off-topic forum?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 09:17 AM // 09:17   #2576
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nothing because of gravity

why are oranges orange? if the were green would they be called greens? and if they were green how would you know if you were buying oranges or limes? do you like limes? how many questions did i just ask? are these my feet?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 11:06 AM // 11:06   #2577
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So THATS what the smell was!

Wheres Wally?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #2578
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next to Waldo.

Why does light move?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:59 PM // 14:59   #2579
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Cos there is no spoon

Who's got a spare spoon ?
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #2580
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so...who's hungry?
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