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Old May 23, 2006, 05:09 PM // 17:09   #2061
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my disease


What disease do i have?
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Old May 23, 2006, 05:46 PM // 17:46   #2062
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You have hot flashes.

What cures hot flashes?
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Old May 23, 2006, 06:04 PM // 18:04   #2063
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a pool


A pool of what?
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Old May 24, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #2064
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A POOL OF JIZZ!

...
WHY?
(lets see who can answer this right
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Old May 24, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24   #2065
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because it cures the sterile


Why did Darth say something so stupid to the question?
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Old May 24, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #2066
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actually the question was
WHY?
nothing else
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Old May 24, 2006, 07:56 AM // 07:56   #2067
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Well THAT'S why!

How can I improve my skills in charming the opposite sex?
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Old May 24, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #2068
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read a book about it


Why is Rob so bad with girls?
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Old May 24, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #2069
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He is new to this planet.

Where is Rob from?
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Old May 25, 2006, 05:01 PM // 17:01   #2070
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Mars...


How did Rob get here?
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Old May 25, 2006, 05:54 PM // 17:54   #2071
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He found a ancient portal between Mars and Earth.

What is Rob's plan while he is here?
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Old May 25, 2006, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #2072
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Destroy all humans....?


Why is Rob so evil?
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Old May 25, 2006, 08:12 PM // 20:12   #2073
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His mother does not love him.

Why doesn't his mother love him?
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Old May 25, 2006, 08:24 PM // 20:24   #2074
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Because....he doesnt like the food she cooks.

Why does the food suck?
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Old May 26, 2006, 06:48 PM // 18:48   #2075
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because it's raw.

Why is the food raw?
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Old May 28, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #2076
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it wasnt cooked


Why are brats cooked in beer?
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Old May 28, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21   #2077
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Because beer tastes good!

Why does beer taste good?
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Old May 28, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #2078
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no one knows


Why is alchol addicting?
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Old May 28, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #2079
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cuz it tastes so good

why do salads suck so much?
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Old May 28, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #2080
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cause of the green leaves


Why is water so tasteless?
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