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Old May 16, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #2001
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i happened to timmays face


Why am i mean to timmay?
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Old May 16, 2006, 09:38 AM // 09:38   #2002
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Timmay makes baby Jesus cry.

Where is he anyway?
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Old May 16, 2006, 12:10 PM // 12:10   #2003
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in Mt. St. Helen


Why is he hiding in a mountain?
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Old May 16, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56   #2004
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It helps his keep his skin dry.

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Old May 17, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #2005
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because its a cruel torture


Why is torture cruel?
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Old May 17, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11   #2006
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because it hurts!

where have i been for the past week?
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Old May 17, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15   #2007
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sleeping


Why do bears hibernate?
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Old May 17, 2006, 05:30 AM // 05:30   #2008
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To set an example as to what fat people are supposed to do.


Why does butt hair exist? (experience in this department is a desired prerequisite for answering this one)
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Old May 17, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20   #2009
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(experience in this department is a desired prerequisite for answering this one)
I don't know, but I bet "I Pwnd U" knows the answer.

Why are we talking about butt-hair anyway?
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Old May 17, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #2010
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i dont know, because people are weird like that. (and butt hair only exists for me to burn it off )

Why are pencils used to write?
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Old May 17, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54   #2011
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because the pen is out of ink.

Why do women window shop?
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Old May 17, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18   #2012
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Because women long for things they cannot have, like equal voting rights, equal paying jobs..... oh wait.


Why does it burn when I stare into the sun?
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Old May 17, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #2013
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cuz your wearing some heat-absorption materials on you .. or just the color black!

Why is your picture so funny looking?
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Old May 17, 2006, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #2014
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Because I find the taste of lead paint chips irresistable

Why is Mountain Dew so good?
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Old May 17, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #2015
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because its made in the mountains

why must there be so many questions?
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Old May 18, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34   #2016
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so the world goes round


Why is the world a square?
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Old May 18, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #2017
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cuz your head is square!

Why is there no Guild Wars movie?
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Old May 18, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #2018
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because it would run Guild Wars


Why does my brother snore?
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Old May 18, 2006, 03:48 AM // 03:48   #2019
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cuz he doesn't have a hot girlfriend like yours!

Why is there a Gwen clone in Cantha?
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Old May 18, 2006, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #2020
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Because Gwen's dad sleeps around a lot. Guess, that's why Sarah is single.

I wonder what Mel Gibson would do?
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