May 16, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58
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#2001
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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i happened to timmays face
Why am i mean to timmay?
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May 16, 2006, 09:38 AM // 09:38
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#2002
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Timmay makes baby Jesus cry.
Where is he anyway?
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May 16, 2006, 12:10 PM // 12:10
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#2003
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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in Mt. St. Helen
Why is he hiding in a mountain?
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May 16, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56
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#2004
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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It helps his keep his skin dry.
Why do we itch?
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May 17, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01
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#2005
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because its a cruel torture
Why is torture cruel?
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May 17, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11
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#2006
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Ascalonian Squire
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because it hurts!
where have i been for the past week?
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May 17, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15
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#2007
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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sleeping
Why do bears hibernate?
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May 17, 2006, 05:30 AM // 05:30
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#2008
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College Park, MD
Guild: No Bun Seeds
Profession: R/Mo
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To set an example as to what fat people are supposed to do.
Why does butt hair exist? (experience in this department is a desired prerequisite for answering this one)
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May 17, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20
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#2009
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Quote:
(experience in this department is a desired prerequisite for answering this one)
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I don't know, but I bet "I Pwnd U" knows the answer.
Why are we talking about butt-hair anyway?
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May 17, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07
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#2010
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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i dont know, because people are weird like that. (and butt hair only exists for me to burn it off )
Why are pencils used to write?
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May 17, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54
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#2011
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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because the pen is out of ink.
Why do women window shop?
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May 17, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18
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#2012
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College Park, MD
Guild: No Bun Seeds
Profession: R/Mo
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Because women long for things they cannot have, like equal voting rights, equal paying jobs..... oh wait.
Why does it burn when I stare into the sun?
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May 17, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19
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#2013
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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cuz your wearing some heat-absorption materials on you .. or just the color black!
Why is your picture so funny looking?
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May 17, 2006, 07:46 PM // 19:46
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#2014
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College Park, MD
Guild: No Bun Seeds
Profession: R/Mo
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Because I find the taste of lead paint chips irresistable
Why is Mountain Dew so good?
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May 17, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16
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#2015
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: playing GW
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because its made in the mountains
why must there be so many questions?
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May 18, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34
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#2016
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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so the world goes round
Why is the world a square?
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May 18, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28
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#2017
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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cuz your head is square!
Why is there no Guild Wars movie?
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May 18, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47
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#2018
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because it would run Guild Wars
Why does my brother snore?
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May 18, 2006, 03:48 AM // 03:48
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#2019
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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cuz he doesn't have a hot girlfriend like yours!
Why is there a Gwen clone in Cantha?
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May 18, 2006, 07:18 AM // 07:18
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#2020
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Because Gwen's dad sleeps around a lot. Guess, that's why Sarah is single.
I wonder what Mel Gibson would do?
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