May 08, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13
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#1921
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Cos they arent what they are and they are what they arent
Why do birds walk across roads??
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May 08, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17
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#1922
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because you cant eat a dead frog
Why does the sun have to be bright?
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May 08, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58
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#1923
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Manchester, UK
Profession: Mo/
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because if it wasent it would be a huge wellington boot
why do frogs get eaten?
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May 08, 2006, 03:04 PM // 15:04
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#1924
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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Cause they taste like chicken.
Why can't you please everyone.
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May 08, 2006, 05:38 PM // 17:38
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#1925
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Achieving Deficiency [aD]
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I please everyone just fine.
Why is all new rock music depressing?
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May 08, 2006, 06:07 PM // 18:07
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#1926
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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It's not the music it is just you.
What is music
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May 08, 2006, 07:35 PM // 19:35
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#1927
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Lion's Arch Merchant
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music is just noise we dance to so that other people dance too and we can take the piss out of them because they look stupid
why do you drink fizzy water if it has no real difference to normal water?
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May 08, 2006, 09:08 PM // 21:08
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#1928
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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because it is fizzy
Where do the bubble come from in a fizzy drink
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May 09, 2006, 01:16 AM // 01:16
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#1929
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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cause its special
Why are bubbles special?
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May 09, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31
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#1930
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because we can pop them.
Why are buttons so much fun to push?
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May 09, 2006, 10:43 AM // 10:43
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#1931
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: Dark Edge
Profession: W/Mo
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Because usually they are big red buttons
Why do people think all aliens are green?
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May 09, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38
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#1932
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Cos they saw the old santa flyin by (who used to haave a green costume) and believed he was an alien d'uh.
Why did cola used to have coke in it?
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May 09, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58
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#1933
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Because it used to be white, but they removed the coke, so now it's a cool dark colour.
If you leave a fence open, do the sheep catch a cold?
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May 09, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24
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#1934
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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only if they have lost their wool
If cows go mooo and sheep go baaaaa, what do penguins go?
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May 09, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48
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#1935
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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They go "brrrrrrrrr"
What sound does a camel make then?
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May 09, 2006, 02:11 PM // 14:11
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#1936
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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Damn it's hot out here.
What day would it be if you went back three days before the day after the day after tomorrow?
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May 09, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29
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#1937
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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It would be the same day as the day after tomorrow of the day of two days ago.
Why do people walk on the grass anyway, despite the sign?
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May 09, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41
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#1938
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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It is because people are inherently lazy
Why are people inherently lazy
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May 09, 2006, 07:24 PM // 19:24
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#1939
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Lion's Arch Merchant
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because they are stupid
why are stupid people stupid if lazy people are lazy?
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May 10, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23
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#1940
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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cause they are the same
Does water float?
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