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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:02 PM // 17:02   #821
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why is it raining?
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05   #822
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beacuse water is falling from the sky.

Why doesnt it snow?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 12:21 AM // 00:21   #823
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Because of radiation. (not really)

Why is hell burning?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #824
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Because Satan farted.

Why did satan light his fart on fire?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:17 AM // 01:17   #825
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beacuse he quit smoking and needed something to use his lighter fuel on.

Why didn't he just throw his lighter away?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #826
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Satan cares about the enviroment. "Recycle or die!", he always says.



Is it possible to live with soy sauce being your only food and drink?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #827
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No. Beer is necessary for all life.

What if they made a soy sauce flavored beer though?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45   #828
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I'd be drinking on soy sauce flavored beer instead of Budweiser.

Why do you say you don't want to hang out after work and enjoy a few bottles of Soysaucebeer?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #829
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I can't, got an official dinner reception tonight in the town hall. I'm hoping they're gonna break out the '42 vintage soysauceChampagne.



If the Egyptians were so good at building, why did they take the easy way out and build the Pyramids spikey side up?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06   #830
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Because they were lazy.

Why did i answer that?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 05:27 AM // 05:27   #831
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cause the power of the soy compelled you

why dont we stand up and fight the soy power?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #832
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Because I am secretly a member of the Soy-Power organisation, here to monitor anti-soy attitudes. And you my friend are headed down the long dark road to the soy-Gulag.



Where is the Soy-Gulag?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:09 PM // 13:09   #833
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being drowned out by the movement VIVA LA NOTSOY

anybody know the password to the secret hideout?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:21 PM // 13:21   #834
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PURPLE!!!

Does anyone know where the secret hideout is?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #835
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in your mind...

Why'd ya put it there?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:28 PM // 13:28   #836
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A guerilla anti-soy faction does not make enough money to afford a real hideout. Strangely enough.


Which company would be most likely to sponser such a group?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #837
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Enron

Why would enron sponser them?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #838
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cause they are anti-soy as well.

Why did they decide to be anti-soy?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #839
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they are anti-soy because 1+3+3=7

who decided to make the moon out of cheese?
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #840
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The gods of cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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