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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:53 PM // 14:53   #141
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Because Chinese people turn very slowly

Why are most hamburgers round?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:54 PM // 14:54   #142
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Because Wendy's implemented the Square Bun method...and ran out

What is a computer?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:56 PM // 14:56   #143
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The machine that sucks all of us in.....

Why is George Bush president?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 04:44 PM // 16:44   #144
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Because he lives in the White House

Where are my car keys?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #145
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in my pants

what sound does a dog make?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:36 PM // 18:36   #146
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Dog make sound? since when?

What happened to Ron Burgundy?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #147
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He fell in the hole.

Why does rod A never stay inside slot B?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #148
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cuz one square while the other is a triangle.

Why do people hate Guild Wars?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #149
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Because they like to complain.

Why does Scott Baio rock so much?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #150
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Because Joanie isn't the only one who loves Chachi.

What is my purpose in life? Seriously...someone tell me!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03   #151
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Blow stuff up?

Why is Bill Gate so rich?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #152
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Blow stuff up?

Why is Bill Gate so rich?
Because he's the president

why are crows black?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:28 PM // 19:28   #153
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because they're not doves.

what do women want?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:28 PM // 19:28   #154
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Woman want food, and alot of it.

Are french fries from France?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:28 PM // 19:28   #155
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Nope they're from Calilfornia.

Why didn't I go to the In-N-Out Burger in Vegas?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #156
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because your disabled in photoshop skills.

Why are the NY Giants so good in football?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:35 PM // 19:35   #157
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Because New York can afford good sports teams.

Why do I not care about football?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #158
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Because you probably like soccer or basketball

Why do people like soccer or basketball?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #159
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Because people are obsessed with moving round things.

Why am I still posting here?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:54 PM // 19:54   #160
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Because soccer and basketball are international sports.

How do you know if there was any elephent in your refridgerator?
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