Oct 25, 2005, 01:20 AM // 01:20
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#81
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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because you're out of wit
if you're a "she-he-it" does that mean you're "sheeit"?
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Oct 25, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29
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#82
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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well, i'm not a he-she-it.
and if someone is, then that person is a she-male-thing.
why does northern california have so many bridges?
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Oct 25, 2005, 01:41 AM // 01:41
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#83
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because there are a lot of rivers.
Why is it that even after hearing or reading thousands of jokes, you can only remember one or two of them?
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Oct 25, 2005, 01:42 AM // 01:42
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#84
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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because if there were no bridges we'd have to pay toll for driving underwater.
why do cats have fur?
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Oct 25, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46
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#85
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: Me/Mo
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So they dont have to sweat 0_0
Why dont people use Mac's? (besides the fact that they hardly use any games)
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Oct 25, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54
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#86
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hyrule (Kokiri Village)
Profession: W/Mo
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cause macs suck
Who Owns Microsoft?
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Oct 25, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57
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#87
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Donald Trump.
If people have cellphones to make themselves accessable, why do they always keep them off?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:00 AM // 02:00
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#88
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hyrule (Kokiri Village)
Profession: W/Mo
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cus their in school
Mentally retard am I?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08
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#89
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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No. Maybe you just have a low IQ
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08
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#90
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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42!
why...is the world a circle on paper but a spere in space?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:09 AM // 02:09
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#91
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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because books were written when they thought the world was flat.
why are dogs man's best friend?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:23 AM // 02:23
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#92
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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because they dint reply when you ask a question...
why can you look left and right, but not both at the same time?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:26 AM // 02:26
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#93
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: Me/Mo
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Because humans dont *look* like fish... get it? ^_^
Why are people so easily influenced by stupid movies?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27
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#94
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Accident Prone [AP]
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because some people are just stupid.
If you were a hot dog and completely starving, would you eat yourself?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27
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#95
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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Probably.
But would you eat me?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:28 AM // 02:28
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#96
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Accident Prone [AP]
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im not sure, i like hamburgers more.
If the rabbit had a carrot and the chicken had an egg, would the pig be hungry?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29
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#97
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Holy Patriots
Profession: Mo/W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
because my neck would hurt if i could.
If you were a hot dog and completely starving, would you eat yourself?
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lol, thats from that harry carry skit on snl, but yes i would.
Would you sing karaoke in a public place?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29
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#98
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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most likly
why are most people in the world today so stupid?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31
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#99
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: Me/Mo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Storm Crow
most likly
why are most people in the world today so stupid?
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Because of people like Michael Moore
Why are people in the world today so mean?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31
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#100
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Accident Prone [AP]
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because they dont know how to be nice
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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