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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #2701
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because it looks ugly when its green.

Why is the world round?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:30 PM // 12:30   #2702
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so the dog can see it's tail and start chasing it.

why don't elephants chase their tails?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #2703
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because they prefer to eat bacon

Why do elephants prefer to eat bacon?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #2704
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because they don't like beaver.

why don't elephants like beaver?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:45 PM // 12:45   #2705
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because it tastes like bacon

when will bacon and beaver stop competeing?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:47 PM // 12:47   #2706
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there's no competition, beaver's my bitch

what's the seventh day of the week?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:50 PM // 12:50   #2707
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Spankday

Where can I find my feet?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #2708
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in your stomach

who do i see for spanks?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #2709
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me because your my bitch

what should i use to spank bacon with?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:53 PM // 12:53   #2710
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a pig's carcass!

Are nagas real?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #2711
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only when your drunk.

is this world real or is it matrix style?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 01:05 PM // 13:05   #2712
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it's real - but if you open your eyes all you will see is beavers

Is bacon real?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #2713
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bacon holds the very fabric of reality together.

what does the sunrise sound like?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 01:10 PM // 13:10   #2714
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like snap crackle and pop...


if a tree fell down in a forest and there was nothing there to hear it, would it make a noise?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13   #2715
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sure

why can't i salvage anything from ecto?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #2716
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because ectos are as hard as diamonds

why do i use my fingers when i can use my brain?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 02:20 PM // 14:20   #2717
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ummm you like to feel things?

Why do people ask so many questions on computers in general?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48   #2718
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because they have no idea what the answer is...duh!! :-)


Why don't people know the answer to every question?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 05:30 PM // 17:30   #2719
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If they did, then the whole space-time continium would shatter.

Why do people lack intelligence?
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #2720
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because we played too much Guild Wars

Why am i poor in Guild Wars?
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