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Old May 30, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42   #2101
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The monkey one


Why are monkeys Homosapiens and humans Homosapien Sapiens?
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Old May 30, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #2102
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Why the F*** are you asking me? Do I look like a scientists?

Why did I just go off on Stalker?
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Old May 30, 2006, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #2103
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Your 55 farmer just died in FoW

Why was Stalker attempting a scientific hypothosis?
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Old May 30, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #2104
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He is really a cripple like stephen hawkings.


Why do I bleed black blood?
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Old May 30, 2006, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #2105
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Because of the Asparagus.

Why is Tom angry?
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Old May 30, 2006, 10:49 PM // 22:49   #2106
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HE is pmsing

Why does god not show himself?
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Old May 30, 2006, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #2107
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Because he dosn't like people.


Why ask why?
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Old May 31, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #2108
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well why ask how...


Ummm why ask how high when you could just ask how low?
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Old May 31, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #2109
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High is more fun, and you dont get your face dirty..

What is the difference between a pancake and a crepe?
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Old May 31, 2006, 06:37 AM // 06:37   #2110
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Pancake's taste like cake, crepe's taste like crap, but only spelled differently to confuse you.

Why do people club baby seals?
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Old May 31, 2006, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #2111
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Because they have a plot to take over the world by starting a white seal boy band.

How hot is the sun at night?
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Old May 31, 2006, 10:54 PM // 22:54   #2112
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hot enough to make the world go dark


Why are things so difficult?
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Old Jun 01, 2006, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #2113
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Because god hates us.

Why does god hate us?
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Old Jun 01, 2006, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #2114
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Because you are all pissing me off.

Why don't I strike you all with lightning bolts?
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Old Jun 01, 2006, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #2115
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Because you didn't put any points into Air Magic

What is the meaning of life?
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Old Jun 01, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #2116
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Quote:
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What is the meaning of life?
If you did not bring a rez none.


why do cows have so many stomachs when deers do not they both eat grass?
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Old Jun 01, 2006, 05:14 PM // 17:14   #2117
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Cows need stomachs to hold in all the processed grass that turns to milk for squirting.

If you had a penny for every post on this forum, how much would you have?
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Old Jun 01, 2006, 08:54 PM // 20:54   #2118
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Alot of pennys

Why can Rayman fly via his ears?
I wish i could do that
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Old Jun 02, 2006, 01:11 AM // 01:11   #2119
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he has big ears, just like dumbo


Why are cookies so yummy?
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Old Jun 02, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #2120
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cause they are the food of the devil. theres a reason hell is so hot.

why are all butchers fat, italian men?
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