Curse

I pwnd U · Mar 30, 2006, 01:07 PM // 13:07

cause cats prefer raseberry

Why do cats like anchoives?

FeuerFrei · Mar 30, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40

cos they cat-freeks

why am i born a male?

Xceran · Mar 30, 2006, 03:52 PM // 15:52

you can´t be trusted with boobs

Why does dogs chase their tales?

I pwnd U · Mar 30, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40

because they cant catch their ears

Why dont they chase their hind legs?

Jiao Yang · Mar 30, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36

Because thats where the fleas go.

Why am i trying to bite my ears all of a sudden?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36

because you have either A) have fleas or B) am stupid enough to try to bite your ears

Why do my sticky keys have to always go on at the worse possible times?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 02:19 AM // 02:19

Bad luck

Why do different months have different number of days in them?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28

because we cant count right

Why cant we count right?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

Cause we, as a species(human), are stupid.

Why are we so stupid?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41

Because we only use 10% of our brain.

Why dont we use 15%?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42

Cause we haven't figure out how.

Can it really be that hard to figure out?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 02:44 AM // 02:44

apparently

Why are scientist paid to be smart?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 02:46 AM // 02:46

Cause we are stupid enough to pay them.

Why are we afraid of the unknown?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48

because we have to scared of something

Why do we have to be scared of something?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 02:50 AM // 02:50

I dont' think that we do.

What is the purpose of religion?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11

bad question, no answer

Why does holding shift for 8 seconds activate sticky keys?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13

Because you have that set on your computer.

Why do so many people like rice burners?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 03:19 AM // 03:19

because they are fun

Why do we have cell phones?

ori · Mar 31, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

So that we can be in constant communication with people.

Why do gas companies raise prices whenever there is a natural disaster?

I pwnd U · Mar 31, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

because they like money

Why do they like money so much?