Curse

Metasynaptic · Nov 16, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06

"We are the Borg", Elite Form Shout. For 15 seconds you and your party members are transformed into cybernetic automatons. 15% chance of being transformed into a Swedish Tennis player with command less than 5.

"Negotiation is irrelevant", Shout. While this shout is in effect, enemy shouts only last no longer than 1 second.

"You will be assimilated", Shout. For 15 seconds, if you kill a foe, a level 15 drone is animated from their corpse.

"Resistance is futile", Shout. Damage done to you while this shout is in effect is reduced to zero.

"Wipe them out. All of them." Shout. Your party do double damage to Gungans.

"You will be exterminated!" Shout. Your party attaack 100% faster, and are meglomaniacally insane for 15 seconds.

"All too easy." Shout. For 15 seconds, you underestimate whiny farm boys.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." When this shout ends, all enemies in the area triple in number.

lilnate22 · Nov 16, 2006, 12:53 AM // 00:53

ahahaha
you for got this one
"here jackson!" if any foes in the area is less than 12 months old, they loose 1/2 life on next attack.

"omg its clinton hillory" all female foes go berzerk and gain +20armor and +30hp

LightningHell · Nov 16, 2006, 01:02 AM // 01:02

Eheheh...

Moved to Off-Topic.

Mr Flea · Nov 16, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20

"all your base are belong to us" Elite Shout. You and everyone within earshot gains a +2% moral boost

Mesmer in Need · Nov 16, 2006, 01:30 AM // 01:30

"omg wtf" all people in range become dazed.
"stupid noob runner" the noob that runs away becomes crippled for 20-10000000000 seconds.
"heal me stupid monk" for 10-20 seconds, all heals go to you and only you.

Alotia Slipfeet · Nov 16, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53

"Coconut hooves!: for 15-30s all party members have a servent to carry all their stuff and make horse noises.
"Its only a bunny!" all animals in the area turn into cute fluffy white bunnies dealing50-100+ damage with each attack.

Massacre · Nov 16, 2006, 02:05 AM // 02:05

"English Mutha F%$^@, do you speak it?", for 15s all enemies' voice communication is disabled, now only saying quotes from Samuel L. Jackson.

Polarbear1492 · Nov 16, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59

"You Bastard, You Killed Kenny!" For 1...30 seconds enemies around you are raped by Mr. Garrison.

Polarbear1492 · Nov 16, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07

"You Bastard, You Killed Kenny!" For 1...30 seconds enemies around you are raped by Mr. Garrison.

Eugaet · Nov 16, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11

"On my command, unleash hell." All party members are given a one-use Meteor Shower skill, regardless of profession. Afterwards, Marcus Aurelius is murdered by his son Commodus and each party member is forced to play only PvP battles. Hero Juba is unlocked. New skills may only be obtained from Skill Trainer Proximo. Defeating Commodus will regain access to the role-playing campaign. All party members obtain an appreciation for Russell Crowe films.

Mesmer in Need · Nov 16, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

^lol omfg

Ulivious The Reaper · Nov 16, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54

"Power! Unlimited POWER!" All party members gain +10 energy regen for 10 minutes and 1 health every milisecond

"You Shall Not PASS!" Every wizard within earshot gets knocked down for 3 seconds, you are then crippled for 15 seconds and kocked down for 2 seconds when you get back up you're healed for 2000 health and become 70 years older

arcanemacabre · Nov 16, 2006, 09:48 AM // 09:48

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can!" - 5e 10r - The next attack skill used by all foes within earshot hits you instead of intended targets. If the attack skill was a melee attack, you take +10-1 damage. All foes affected by this shout are Dazed for 2-9 seconds.

extra bacon · Nov 16, 2006, 10:12 AM // 10:12

"I'll roshambo you for it" - You kick target ally in the nuts. If target ally falls over, you get all items in their inventory.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 16, 2006, 10:33 AM // 10:33

"What have i done!" - All allys in the area instantly die and all enemys are in the area are doubled.

"No, I Expect you to Die" - Player becomes trapped in an easy escapeable slow moving machine of death, all enemys in the area loss any and all agro and move out of range

"Dont turn your back on me!" - If target foe is facing away from you foe takes 999 damage and suffers from bleeding and deep wound.

"Screw you guys im going home!" - All party members recieve -15% moral and Player auto logs out (can only be used once per mission unless echoed)

extra bacon · Nov 16, 2006, 10:51 AM // 10:51

"Respect mah authoritah!" - Enemies within earshot lose all enchantments and are knocked down from laughter.

Cebe · Nov 16, 2006, 10:59 AM // 10:59

"I Will Smite You!" - Your form changes to a random God's avatar and your skillbar is replaced with a random selection of Monk smiting skills for 10...45 seconds.

"Sit The Hell Down!" - All enemies within earshot below 75% health are knocked down for 4 seconds. Anyone knocked down under the influences of another shout, echo or chant are crippled for 1...6 seconds.

"You Looking At Me?" - All allies in the area have their weapons replaced with a mobile phone and for 5...10 seconds have one random skill replaces with the skill "Happy Slap" which causes bleeding and embarrassment for 3...20 seconds. "Happy Slap" also saves a screenshot.

"Everybody Wants To Be A Cat!" - Chant - All party members within earshot gain 1...9 lives.

"They're Only Pixels!" - The next time each party member within earshot uses an attack on a foe, that foe shatters into the ether...

"Oh, Just Grow Up!" - All party members within earshot gain 3000...20000 experience.

"You Stupid Noob!" - For 4...50 seconds target noob who just ran in and aggroed every mob possible cannot attack, take damage, move or cast spells whilst all other party members within earshot gain + 5...10 health regeneration and +6...10 energy renegeration for 10...60 seconds so as they can deal with problem created by target noob.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 16, 2006, 11:40 AM // 11:40

"Stay away from me!" - For 3...10 seconds Target foe is shadow stepped out of range and can no longer move within aggro range of u

"Ill Get you for this!" - If >10% hp, After 60....10 Seconds Target foe instantly dies

"Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats ho!" - for 20...55 seconds you become an avatar of Lionio the Thundercat. You Now hit with Lightning damage, increase casting time of all nearby allys by 25% and do +5....20 damage per hit

"Run! u fool!" For 2.....15 seconds all party members run 25% faster are impervious to projectiles, cant attack and become dazed.

"Ah my eye!" You become blind, any nearby foes instantly stop attacking and use laugh emote repeatly for 5...10 seconds

"I Love you!" If Target is an ally, ally receive +2% moral boost for 60 seconds and but cant move beyond 5....15" of you. If Target is an enemy, enemy recieves -15% moral for 60 seconds, moves 33% faster and shadow steps to a random location whenever within 5......15" of you

African War Lord · Nov 16, 2006, 02:00 PM // 14:00

"my back!!"- you are crippled for 10 seconds. You summon the robaxicet wooden family to hunt your foes. Attacks made by the wooden family cure crippling. When shout ends you become vulnerable to oxygen suffering -10 health degen for 30 seconds.

this skill has no positive effect for your team but I wouldn't dare fight without it.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 16, 2006, 02:18 PM // 14:18

"Ow" - You become an avator of Micheal Jackson and spin around on the spot hitting all adjactcent enemys for 10.....35 damage. You then become crippled and suffer from deep wound.

"Group Hug!" - You and all party members huddle together and perform a group hug, all team members are healed of all hexes and conditions. For 5....1 seconds after this you cant cast or attack.