Curse

awqaw · Jan 09, 2007, 09:29 AM // 09:29

this thread is just like the old one so heres mine:

1. when you think that pre is the mainland

lol we all did once
2. when you have 1k and your alll like "OMG im rich!"
3. when you used to think not know what farmming , LFP , LFG adn other such slang was

Cebe · Jan 09, 2007, 02:56 PM // 14:56

There's a difference between "noob" and "newbie". "Newbie" is a new player..."noob" is a complete idiot who should know how to play the game but for some reason doesn't. So since it's ...to be a GW noob.

4. when you wait until you've just loaded into a mission before you say "I have to go have dinner now".
5. when you think Mending makes you invincible.
6. when you take no notice to a more experienced player's advice
7. when you say "gogogogogogogogo" before entering a mission
8. when you see a red dot and not help but think "I must aggro... I must aggro..."
9. when you are brainwashed into thinking that a perfect weapon can only have 20/20, +30HP and 15^50 mods on it.
10. when you think you can take a mesmer down with your warrior.
11. when, as an ele, you think "I'm too leet to need energy management skills"
12. when you demand money for monking in certain missions
13. when you hold items hostage in missions for money in order to complete the mission.
14. after having observed someone "WTS ........ for 10k" you ask at least 5 more times how much they're selling it for in case they decide to randomly lower the price.
15. thinking that "WTS .......... for 10k" means they will only accept 10k for it so you might as well call them a noob instead of haggling/negotiating the price down.
16. when you try to sell something for way more than it's worth because it's got perfect sundering and fortitude mods on it.
17. when you spam trade in local chat.
18. when you beg for gold in the starter town because you can't be bothered to "farm" the gold to open your storage account.
19. when you have a team of 6/8 with no monks and you accept 2 non-healers.
20. when you annoy me

....Im done for now.

Sophitia Leafblade · Jan 09, 2007, 05:04 PM // 17:04

21. Become obessed with PvP
22. Learn to Hate all PvE except farming
23. Become Eliteist and hate any PvEr that doesnt match your 1337 skills in the arenas
24. Always remember you once suffered (u couldnt get past thunderhead keep) so make everyone else suffer too
25. Live in Fear of Beaver the Scourge of n00bs
26. where possible use Bots
27. Afking is your friend do it as often as possible especailly leaving your monk in high level areas where monks are rare.
28. Try to hump any female characters that show the tinyest bit of Flesh
29. If you every do something wrong, dont beleive it, it clearly wasnt u, so make sure the other party members know, so call someone a n00b and rage quit.
30. Rage quit is you friend
31. Always Aim to get FoW armour, all other armours have no value compared to these
32. Never Ever take Res with u on any mission or PvP battle. except alliance battles
33. Offend as many people as possible
34. Drawn 'fun' picture on the compass to show everyone just how mature you are
35. come onto gwguru find a thread that u disagree with but cant make a usful comment, and either just type some random sentance with the word n00b, stupid or such like, Or post a random picture to annoy the OP.

Unlucky Slayer · Jan 09, 2007, 07:00 PM // 19:00

#**: When you create more stupid pointless threads that have been done before or are just plain crap. You've been warned about this before, I'd suggest heeding said warnings and not create any more threads.

*closed*