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Old Jan 10, 2007, 06:25 PM // 18:25   #1
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Default Snakes on the plane has a sequel!

It's going to be called Scropions on the plane starring Samuel L. Jackson!


But seriously, how did these scropions got on the plane amazed me!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16559171/from/RS.5/
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 12:23 AM // 00:23   #2
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Heh couple of lawsuits there
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #3
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I wonder what is the worst thing that could get on the plane instead of snakes or scropions!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #4
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Spiders...I can deal with the other two.
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #5
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Spiders...I can deal with the other two.

You mean, you can deal with snakes on crack?!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 04:47 AM // 04:47   #6
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Wow... whats next? Pirahnas on a plane! ZOMG RUNS!!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #7
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Bears On A Plane!!!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 11:35 AM // 11:35   #8
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You mean, you can deal with snakes on crack?!
As long as they share
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 11:43 AM // 11:43   #9
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can't wait for zebras on a plane..
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 03:49 PM // 15:49   #10
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it was probably a coincidence. one was coming from san fransisco while the other was from miami, both places could have scorpions.

Drakes on the balthazar blasted planes!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 05:01 PM // 17:01   #11
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Chickens, ducks, beavers, or whatever else animal on a plane!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 05:26 PM // 17:26   #12
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Babies on a plane.

Those little balls of scream and poop are far worse than any of those animals. :P
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #13
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Turkey on a plane!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #14
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Ok scorpions creep me out but you just made things worse Don't give Samuel Jackson any ideas now!
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #15
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Too late, the director of "Snakes on a plane" already saw this news and said to himself "Crickey, Scropions on a plane that is bloody brilliant!!!"
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Velociraptors on a bicycle. Planes are sooo 2006 .
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Old Jan 11, 2007, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #17
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Kobe Bryant on bus filled with girls! Rated R for Retarded! lol
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^ rofl


I didnt know Samuel L. Jackson was Australian AND british!
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If you see the following on a plane, you're screwed!

+ + + + = One dead Samuel L. Jackson!
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Samuel L. Jackson would own any by lifting up his kilt
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