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Old Feb 11, 2007, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #4721
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*pulls a hydrogen bomb out of my pocket*
*blows up everything*
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Old Feb 11, 2007, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #4722
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*Sips beer*
*protects the contents of the bar with my flame shield*
*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 04:20 AM // 04:20   #4723
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*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #4724
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*juggles grenades*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 06:31 AM // 06:31   #4725
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*dances*
*dances*
*dances some more*
*burns things*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #4726
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*vaporizes a building*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #4727
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*Dusts the remains of the building off*

My...house....

*Quit rages*
*grabs I pwnd u by the neck, and crushes his jugular*
*Throw's dirt in Fallen hunter's eyes*
*kick's Hunter in the junk while he's blinded*
*takes pwnd's beer*
*Sips beer*

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Old Feb 12, 2007, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #4728
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*laughs at Origin*
"you think you can come in and do that?"
*engulf myself in flames*
*set origin on fire causeing him severe third degree burns*
*tosses him out of the bar and sets up a firewall*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #4729
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*Sits outside in the mud for a while.... Burning...*
*Rolls around in the mud to put himself out*
*Uses SSH Tunneling to bypass Pwnds firewall*
*Charges into the bar, sees himself in a mirror on the wall, covered in mud and severely burned*
*Mistakes himself as a clay golem*
*Engages the wall in combat*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 08:46 PM // 20:46   #4730
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*shakes head at origin*
*summons thousands of tiny demons*
*sets them on him*
*watches as they tear him into tiny shreds*
*sets fire to the shreds*
*sets fire to the ash of the shreds*
*banishes origin's soul to hell*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 08:53 PM // 20:53   #4731
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~Soul sitting next to Origin's soul in hell~
"Wtf happened to you?"

~Origin's soul~
"I...I'm not sure... I think I got owned by a clay golem..."
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #4732
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*vaporizes random things*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:05 PM // 21:05   #4733
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*burns things*
*drinks beer*
*burns things*
*punches someone*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:23 PM // 21:23   #4734
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*vaporizes a stair case*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #4735
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*Converses with Grenth about his situation*
*Is granted another body and released from hell to cause conflict in the bar, so it's not just Pwnd and Falling running in circles burning random things... Which isn't entertaining at all...*
*Spikes pwnds beer with an overdose of viagra*
*Blasts Fallen in the face with a fire extinquisher*
*Goes to the bar, makes himself a drink, and acts like nothing happened*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:35 PM // 21:35   #4736
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*sips beer*
*laughs at Origin*
"silly nub, my beer is always burning, so it counteracts your stupid attempt to spike it*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:41 PM // 21:41   #4737
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"Oh... I wondered why it sizzled when I dropped it in..."
*Trips Pwnd onto his face while he's running around in circles*
*Injects the viagra into his buttock while he's down*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:44 PM // 21:44   #4738
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*dodges foot*
*vaporizes the needle*
*wonders if Origin is going to realize i am invincible*
*sighs*
*runs in circles*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #4739
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*Ponders if Pwnd realized that he is monopolizing the thread, and that being invincible isn't any fun...*
*Slaps Pwnd across the face with a frozen tuna*
"Wake up boss! Quit acting like your god and you rule, it's boring... Take a hit and improvise for once...It'll bring more people to the thread."
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Old Feb 12, 2007, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #4740
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*sips beer*
*ducks tuna*
"i have been here since the first Bar Room Thread, i do own the place"
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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