I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*blows up a baseball*

Sir Skullcrasher

*sips beer*
*toss hedgehog grenades into the bar*
*bring in my BFG-9000*

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*vaporizes the gernades*
*checks in a plasma gernade*

FeuerFrei

*sips beer
*eats steak

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*blows stuff up*

The Revolutionary

*Casually saunters in, orders a beer, and notices the massive fighting.*

Kinda like the atmosphere here-GAH! *Ducks a flying Plasma grenade.*

...Who threw that...?

*Summons a Spirit of Blowing Things Up and glares around the bar.*

Sir Skullcrasher

*I'M BACK!*
*Take out BFG-9000*
"Say hello to my big friend"
*blow up the bar table*
*burn down all the beers*
*run in circle while tossing grenades*

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*vaporizes all the gernades and bullets*
*blows up a chair and table*
*chucks a plasma gernade at Grim*
*runs in circles*

phan

sry i pwnd here a dollar

*trows dollar*
*tells pwnd to get an other stack full of beer for the bar*
*drinks water and smoke some cherryblossom
*coughs 3 times *
*fall of my chair*
*and hit sir with my UBER GOSU LASZZZEERBEAM noob kickinnn beam*
*sir died*

Sir Skullcrasher

"who is this person"
*dodge lazer*
*go outside and bring in Dr. Evil and Mini Me and Fat Bastard*
"hey guys, want to play some poker"
*sit at table*
*sips beer*
*while phan ain't watching, blow him(?) up with BFG-9000*
*toss plasma grenade on the remain and blow that up*
*take out sharks with lazer attachment on their head and fry you up*
*deal cards*

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*blows up phan*
"stupid triple poster"
*runs in circles*

Sir Skullcrasher

Dr. Evil "What you got mini me"
Mini Me "4 Queens"
Dr. Evil " Too freaking bad.. 4 Kings so Fatty what you got"
Fat Bastard "Arrgg, I'm hungry and I ate the cards"
Me "Too bad fools, I got 4 Aces"
*take all the money on the table*
*run over phan's dead body*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*blows up phan again*

Two April Mornings

*comes back to bar after long stay at other bar*
*throws bar-stool*

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!

I pwnd U

*ducks bar stool*
*welcomes April back*
*slaps a plasma gernade on her*
*sips beer*
*runs away*

ryanryanryan0310

*after a long nap, (4000 post or so) wakes up*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher

*Hug April*
*hug....*
*sips beer*
*frag everyone with BFG-9000*

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*vaporizes all incoming attacks*
*runs in cricles*

Two April Mornings

*realizes this bar fight is going much quicker than other one*
*injects adrenaline, making everyone seem much slower*
*downs a beer in 1.5 secs*
*swallows pwns grenade with no effect*

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!