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Old Dec 04, 2006, 04:51 PM // 16:51   #3881
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*sitting in toilet...
*reads papers
*wipes butt
*comes out
*sees mutilated corpse

OMG!!!! U KILLED KENNY!!!!

*sits down
*eats steak
*sips beer

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Old Dec 04, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05   #3882
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Eats Feuer's heart.
Tasty.
Eats Sophitia.
Also tasty.
Sips beer.
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 05:26 PM // 17:26   #3883
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*removes beermat from feuers chest
*stands on bar and randomly urinates on everyone in range
*giggles hysterically
*sits down and resumes doodling on beermat
*sips beer
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #3884
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*sips beer*
*runs in a triangle*
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #3885
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*sips beer*
*gets slapped in the face with a wet fish*
*yells "who hit me with the fish?!"*
*runs out crying*
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #3886
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sees a baby run out*
*shrugs*
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 07:35 PM // 19:35   #3887
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*runs back in*
*sits down and sips beer*
*does nothing of any particular interest*
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #3888
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*sips beer*
*watches all this unfold*
*laughs*
*runs in circles*
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #3889
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*sips beer*
*looks at guy running around in circles*
*asks "why are you running around in circles?"*
*gets called a baby*
*sits down and doesn't say anything for a while*
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 07:54 PM // 19:54   #3890
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*sips beer*
"im bored"
*runs in circles*
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 10:20 AM // 10:20   #3891
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*picks head up off bar*

*wow!! really shouldn't have had that last dwarven ale, this girl's sticking to absinthe from now on*

*looks around blearily wondering what on earth is going on*
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 10:56 AM // 10:56   #3892
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*sips beer
*eats steak
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #3893
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*bursts out of Doomlords chest Killing him in Alien Chestburster style*

*Throws Doomlords sharp Helm at pixiLated and impales her*

*Steals back Beermat and reinserts it into Feuer*

*Breaks Coopers Arms in 12 places*

*Beats pwnd with Doomlords arms and legs*

*throws Doomlords remains to the Wammos who like dogs strip him bare of everything and even use the bones to sell to the merchants*

*Offers Feuer and Mike an ale*

*sips dwarven ale*

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Old Dec 05, 2006, 11:29 AM // 11:29   #3894
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*thanks mate
*pats sophitia on the back
*sips ale
*eats steak
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38   #3895
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Your Welcome

*sips Ale*

*Laughs as Cooper collides into pwnd and neither can get back up*
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #3896
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*casts mending on broken arm
*casts kinetic armour, armour of earth, obsidian flesh and aura of restoration
"im invincible! mwhahahahahah!"
*sips beer
*doodles on sophita
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #3897
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*Interupts coopers attempts at casting with Broad head arrow, then uses toxicity, serpants quickness, apply poison and spams screaming shot and watches as Cooper dies from the degen*

*sips dwarfen ale*

*laughs as the wammos mob onto cooper and remove everything of value once again including his hide and bones.*
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #3898
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*sigh
*changes 2ndry to mesmer
*casts mantra of resolve,
"now try and interrupt my doodling!!
*doodles happily on the barman
*laughs at attempts to interrupt me
*sips beer
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 12:45 PM // 12:45   #3899
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*Changes Secondary to Asassin*

*uses Shroud of Silence*

*laughs as doodling fails*

*sips dwarven ale*
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #3900
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*sits in corner and sulks
*returns to bar for beer
*sips beer
*returns to corner and resumes sulking
*starts doodling on the wall
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