Curse

I pwnd U · Nov 27, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24

*sighs*
*gets new steak*
*grills it*
*eats steak*
*sips beer*

FeuerFrei · Nov 27, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52

*eats steak
*sips beer

Paul Mahdi · Nov 27, 2006, 11:09 PM // 23:09

*Becomes God of the bar through an intricate and delicate ceremony involving the mass murdering of rats with a chainsaw*

"Bow down to me! Or feel the wrath of my Chainsaw shooting gun of smiting! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*Smites millions of rats*

*Sips beer*

Sam I Are · Nov 27, 2006, 11:13 PM // 23:13

*cheers for Paul
*drinks coke

Oren The Destroyer · Nov 28, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41

*animate bone minions X millions*
*death nova*
*launches the evil minions at Gaile Gray*
*sips steak*
*eats beer*

Paul Mahdi · Nov 28, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47

"I've got to admit, I was surprised by the animate minion idea"

*Only one way to kill all these minions without getting hit by those Novas*
*Flies 6 feet off the ground and smites most of the minions (I'm not got going to fly after the ones already moving towards Gaile)*

Oren The Destroyer · Nov 28, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

"I've got to admit, I was surprised by the animate minion idea"

*Only one way to kill all these minions without getting hit by those Novas*
*Flies 6 feet off the ground and smites most of the minions (I'm not got going to fly after the ones already moving towards Gaile)*

*uses that skill that when ever they die they get replaced*
*death nova*
*sends them to JR-*
*eats the beer can*
*liquifies steak and gargles with it*

I pwnd U · Nov 28, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sits down*
*grabs a steak*
*throws the steak on my head*
*lets it cook*
*meranades*
*flip*
*let it cook*
*meranade*
*take off*
*let it cool*
*eats steak*
*sips beer*
*shoots random people*

Oren The Destroyer · Nov 28, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05

*pours beer on your head*
*watches heroes on the Giant TV screen at the bar*
*munches on Funyuns*
:3 life is good

I pwnd U · Nov 28, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10

*sips beer*
*lets flame disenagrate all the beer*
*eats steak*

FeuerFrei · Nov 28, 2006, 11:40 AM // 11:40

*eats steak
*sips beer

I pwnd U · Nov 28, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

*sips beer*
*eats steak*
*runs in circles*

FeuerFrei · Nov 28, 2006, 11:27 PM // 23:27

*sips beer
*joins i pwned u in circle runnin
*gets dizzy
*burps
*faints

Oren The Destroyer · Nov 28, 2006, 11:32 PM // 23:32

*trips pwned*
*makes a margarita*
*passes out on the bar stool*

I pwnd U · Nov 29, 2006, 01:09 AM // 01:09

*dodges the trip*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Paul Mahdi · Nov 29, 2006, 03:29 AM // 03:29

"Hey, nobody, but NOBODY, attempts to trip Pwnd"

*Smiteth Oreneth Theth Destroyereth"

"MUAth HAth HAth HAth HAth HAth....That was Helleth to typeth"

*Sips beereth*

*Shooteths Rateth*

I pwnd U · Nov 29, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*waits for the UNC game*

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 29, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10

*Mysterious reappears in the bar*

*Chants the Magical Phrase* Sophitia, Sophitia, Sophitia Leafblade, Ho!!!!!!

*The short sword im weilding grows into a Perfect Flamberge called the Leafblade*

*Charges through the bar, killing everyone, including the Lord of the Bar*

*Feels content that all the evil in the room has been purged*

*sips dwarven ale*

FeuerFrei · Nov 29, 2006, 01:05 PM // 13:05

*wakes up...
*sips beer
*eats steak
*burps

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 29, 2006, 01:09 PM // 13:09

oh No! i must have missed one

*slices Feuers head off with the Leafblade*

*Sips dwarven ale*