Curse

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19

*rearranges bar so it would be impossible for Pwnd to run in a circle...but it would be possible for him to run in a square.....*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21

Elephants don't get rabies. They just get more awesome. Good move on the metal post though. I wouldn't want anyone else to catch awesomeness from me.

Oh and by the way:

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24

*sips beer*
/sigh
*runs in ovals*

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

....ok thats it. my life is officially over. the king is an elephant. time to kill myself.
*sips beer* at least i got pwnd to run in ovals

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27

*sips beer*
*runs in ovals*
running in circles was more fun...

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30

*Stares at the bar untill it becomes too intimidated to be an oval and goes back to whatever the hell shape it was in the first place*

*Sips peanuts*
*Eats beer*

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 04:32 AM // 04:32

*covers paul's crown with peanut butter*
*gives crown to paul*
there ya go
*pets paul*

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 04:41 AM // 04:41

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
Yay thanks Paul!!

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54

where did paul go?
did an elephant just get away without anyone noticing?
*sips beer in confusion*

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 05:10 AM // 05:10

*sips beer*
*scratches head in disbelief*
*shrugs*
*runs in circles*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 05:12 AM // 05:12

I was just standing behind this abnormally large peanut.

*Sips beer*

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19

ohhh, thats a good elephant
*gives peanuts to paul*
*pets paul*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 21, 2006, 05:56 AM // 05:56

You know, peanuts in that large a quantity are really bad for an elephant. And you know you caught the awesomeness from me first.
Trips pwnd.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42

^That's a lie. Everything you just said. EVERYTHING. All lies and deceit.

*Sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 21, 2006, 06:49 AM // 06:49

You know it's true, even if you won't admit it. I mean, you come up with the dumbest plans ever. Also... can you still move? I can't see your legs anymore because all the starch that you consumed in those peanuts has converted itself into body fat extending to the floor and making you into an elephant-blob.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 07:02 AM // 07:02

All of this coming from a giant demon spider...Like that's smarter then my plan to beat everyone to death with a hammer.

Guards seize hi- where the f**k did my guards go? Oh right, I killed them...

*Sips beer*

Also, do you know how much elephants eat a day? If anything I'm not eating enough peanuts.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 21, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09

Seeing as those guards drowned in a sea of your body fat, I'd say you're eating more than enough peanuts. Now remember, I'm doing this for your own good...
Incinerates all the peanuts.
Gives Paul a crapload of hay.
Hmm... hay is boring... going to have to spice it up with something...
Shreds pwnd in giant cheese grater and sprinkles his remains on the hay.
There you go.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Oct 21, 2006, 08:37 AM // 08:37

*crashes through the front door with a glass of blood in hand*
*tosses glass of blood up in the air*
*with super-quick lightning speed, draws twin blades and decapitates every single person in the bar, on all seven levels*
*catches glass of blood before it falls to the ground*
*drinks blood*
mmmmm...

prince-of-persia · Oct 21, 2006, 09:24 AM // 09:24

*hits bacon with a really big hammer*

extra bacon · Oct 21, 2006, 09:52 AM // 09:52

*reverses time*
*kicks pop in the nuts*