Curse

Lady Alizybetra · Oct 18, 2006, 08:56 PM // 20:56

*Gets dizzy watching Pwnd running in circles*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 18, 2006, 09:18 PM // 21:18

*Grab Lady*
*hi... give you beer keg*
*dance around pwnd while stabbing him with a sharp knife*
*sips beer*

Lady Alizybetra · Oct 18, 2006, 09:21 PM // 21:21

Woohoo, my own keg...lol

*taps keg to mouth*
now this is life...

*watches pwnd bleed to death*
Awe, you took my entertainment away

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 18, 2006, 09:27 PM // 21:27

Did someone ordered a party in the bar?

*turn on music*
*rips off clothes*
*dance away*

extra bacon · Oct 18, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40

*launches a water balloon at grim*
*runs away laughing*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 18, 2006, 09:45 PM // 21:45

Shreds Grim's body into an indistinguishable bloody lump with burst of minigun fire.
... and remember kids, gore is less objectionable than nudity!
Sips beer.

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 18, 2006, 09:48 PM // 21:48

*continue dancing without my clothes on*
*drink Pepsi*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 18, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08

How exactly would you clothe a bloody lump anyways?
Sips beer.

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 18, 2006, 10:23 PM // 22:23

*cast mending on myself*
*revive*
*dropkick doom through the bar door*
*sips beer*

Lady Alizybetra · Oct 18, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30

*tap adhered to mouth still*
*room starts to spin*
*watches Doom get bounced*
*admires Grim dancing

*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 18, 2006, 10:45 PM // 22:45

Only reason I'm through the bar door is that I had to back up a few feet to avoid the dropkick and my body is about 70 feet long. Anyways...
Grabs Grim.
Pulls Grim's lung out and slaps Alizybetra with it.
Rips Grim's leg off and slaps Grim with it.
Rips Grim's other leg off and force-feeds it to Grim.
Grabs Grim by his intestines and twirls him in a circle above my head.
Sips beer.

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 18, 2006, 11:04 PM // 23:04

Doom.. go home or go do homework you nerd!

*take out chainsaw and saw off doom's legs*
*take out crowbar and stick it through doom's chest*
*pull out some electric wires and attach to the crowbar*
*watch as doom light up like a christmas tree*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 18, 2006, 11:06 PM // 23:06

Regrows legs and expels crowbar through sheer force of will.
Rams crowbar up Grim's ass.
Sips beer.

Lady Alizybetra · Oct 18, 2006, 11:10 PM // 23:10

*too drunk to care that I got slapped by Grims lungs

*
*Fascinated that Doom can regrow limbs*

Christmas tree effect is cool...

*still stuck to tap*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 18, 2006, 11:28 PM // 23:28

Grim... we must put aside our differences and beat the crap out of pwnd, for his circle-running is too great.
Sips beer.

LadyNilene · Oct 18, 2006, 11:33 PM // 23:33

No no no, Doom has been dubbed officially into Sir Funshine and or Mr. Sunshine.

*stamps both on Doom's forehead* lol

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 18, 2006, 11:41 PM // 23:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Grim... we must put aside our differences and beat the crap out of pwnd, for his circle-running is too great.
Sips beer.

Sure... Give Doom pair of desert eagle..

*load up my gun*
Lets blow this place up..

*touch LadyNilene*
*smiles at her than blown her head off with a shotgun*
*plant a C4 on the huge keg we got in the back of the bar*
*gogogogo*

*run outside and hide behind a car*

BassVII · Oct 19, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23

*watches everything in drunken confusion*

*door opens*

ZOMG the wizard!!!!11!!shift+1!!!!1

Paul Mahdi · Oct 19, 2006, 02:26 AM // 02:26

*Stops the C-4 blast by staring at it untill it was intimidated (a couple of seconds) into not blowing up*

*Loads shotgun*

"Now who was about to waste beer?"

I pwnd U · Oct 19, 2006, 02:46 AM // 02:46

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*