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Old Oct 11, 2006, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #2521
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*enters the bar kramer style*
*orders a beer*
*drinks beer*
*spanks own ass*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 07:23 AM // 07:23   #2522
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"You shouldn' t have to spank your own ass, bacon"

"Oi, Wammo, Come here"

*Orders wammo to give bacon a good, honest, "working man's" spanking.*

*drinks Irn Bru*

*Pokes wammo*
"Did I say stop?"
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #2523
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LOL
ass.
*drinks beer*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 09:52 AM // 09:52   #2524
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*takes over Bacon's spankings*

*forgets that I have an assortment of sharp objects in that hand, alll pointing out*

*stops spanking bacon*

*superglues his arsecheeks together*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #2525
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*gets on top of the bar table thing and kicks people in the face with boots Jessica Simpson style, then proceeds to punch people in the face, and hump the car in a bikini afterwards*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #2526
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*throws jelly at nilene*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #2527
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i wanna buy some jelly !

*searches the whole place frantically for jelly*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #2528
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*throws some beans at sky*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #2529
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nooooooooooooo

*crashes into chairs*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #2530
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O_o

...

*gives sky some chicken*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #2531
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*strangles the chicken*

*spins the dead chicken in the air*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #2532
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umm ... it was already dead, but anyway...
*finishes beer*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:11 PM // 14:11   #2533
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*continues spinning the dead chicken in the air*

wheeeeeeeeee
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:18 PM // 14:18   #2534
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*cuts chicken's neck*
*chickens body hits bacon in the back of the head*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 02:19 PM // 14:19   #2535
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waaa !

you big bully ! i was having fun !
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 04:07 PM // 16:07   #2536
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*continues to the hump and wash the car Jessica Simpson style just because* lol
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #2537
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*sips beer*
*takes NyQuil*
*sips beer*
"CRAP! Probably shouldnt of done that..."
*passes out*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #2538
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*runs over I pwnd U a couple of times in a car and then have the car transform into a robot which then proceeds to shoot at random people*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #2539
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*wakes up*
*reinflates self*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #2540
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Eats Nilene's car.
Sips beer.
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