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Old Sep 12, 2006, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #1501
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Yummy.
Eats bar patrons.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30   #1502
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*sighs of relive*
*drinks so much beer to forget about the scenerio*
*suddenly remembers scenerio*
*bites fingernails*

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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:02 AM // 04:02   #1503
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*gets crunchbite fake fingernails to bite*
*gives them to him*

ur gonna wear em down too much if u keep doin that!
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #1504
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More food! NOW!
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #1505
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what can i get ya???

maybe an order of 200,000,000 patrons?
or maybe 200,000,000 flies?
or a mix of both?

....beer included.

*gets out pen and tab*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #1506
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I'll take the chef's special of... chef.
Eats chef.
Sips beer.

And as many patrons as you can get. Flies work too.
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #1507
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ok, that'll be a total of....yeah kno what, I'm gonna give you the "scare the crap out of us so we'll do anyhing you want us to" special!

ur meal will be done in...oh lets say 0 minutes and 0 seconds!

*gives doomlord 200,000,000 patrons and 200,000,000 flies*
*hands him a giant thing of beer*

free refills!

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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #1508
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*Walks into the bar*
*Suddenly realizes, with a sick feeling...my boots are making a 'schrunch, sloop' noise as I walk across to the bar*
Where is everyone?
And whats this red ooooky all over the floor?
Is it happy hour yet?
HELLOOOOO?
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #1509
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yo!

whats up???
do i kno u?
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #1510
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*whatever drink Trub wants appears in front of her*

(And before you complain, I made the bar and can assume control of the NPC's at any given time. =P)
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #1511
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did u change ur avatar? i like it.
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #1512
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*Beckons wammos into the bar with the promise of free Mending*

*hands out wammo-beating sticks*

*Waits for wammos*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 07:39 AM // 07:39   #1513
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*Picks up a wammo beating stick*

*waits.. waits.. no sign of wammos....*

*hits bar tender with stick.. gets a can on Irn Bru*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:25 AM // 11:25   #1514
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*snatches irn bru from star*
what the hell is this shit?
*sniffs irn bru*

*tastes irn bru*


*starts hallucinating*

O_O
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:32 AM // 11:32   #1515
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*nips to internet cafe, finds link to old bru pic* http://www.tartantubbies.co.uk/irn-bru.jpg

*goes on rampage for cheese steak*

*takes sip of irn bru*

(was worst pic i could find so posted it lol)
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:36 AM // 11:36   #1516
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cheese steak?? now what the hell is that?

*runs off to search for a pic*




tada!!



is that it??
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38   #1517
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Yeah pritty much lol... got one from Subway for my lunch, looked abit beter than that i must say.

*did you look at the Bru?*

*headbuts table*

*gives bar tender a glasgow kiss*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:39 AM // 11:39   #1518
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lol yea
crazy scots

now what is a glasgow kiss?

*drinks beer*

*hic*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:40 AM // 11:40   #1519
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its where you head butt them!! mwuahahaha

*ponders situation...*

*happy slaps bacon*

*drinks irn bru*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 11:44 AM // 11:44   #1520
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guess those crazy scots have bad aim huh?

btw, know what an aussie kiss is?

*drinks more beer*

*roshambos star*
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