Guild Wars Forums - GW Guru
 
 

Go Back   Guild Wars Forums - GW Guru > The Outer Circle > Off-Topic & the Absurd

Notices

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Sep 06, 2006, 09:34 PM // 21:34   #1061
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Advertisement

Disable Ads
Default

*Turns back into the biggest Grizzly in existence*
*Sips beer*
*Stumbles/runs after Pwnd and Sil*
"I just wanna tear your face off...get back here"
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #1062
Furnace Stoker
 
Sir Skullcrasher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
Default

*put some WMD in the bar*
*contact FBI and tell them the location of this bar*
*walked outside as FBI storm into the bar to arrest Pwnd*
*sips beer*
Sir Skullcrasher is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 10:54 PM // 22:54   #1063
Jungle Guide
 
Doomlord_Slayermann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
Default

Eats FBI.
Sips beer.
Burps when a shotgut goes off in stomach.
Sips beer.
Doomlord_Slayermann is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58   #1064
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

"Aww, I was just about to eat them..."

*Goes to FBI headquarters and then eats it*

*Walks back to the bar and destroys 3 of the walls and the ceiling getting back in*
*Sips beer*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 11:01 PM // 23:01   #1065
Desert Nomad
 
xxSilhouette's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lost in the sands of time...
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
Profession: R/Rt
Default

*runs in triangles*
xxSilhouette is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #1066
Jungle Guide
 
Doomlord_Slayermann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
Default

Hey Paul, how about an eating contest?
Doomlord_Slayermann is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #1067
Furnace Stoker
 
Sir Skullcrasher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
Default

*wammo sil?*
*sips beer*
*bring more FBI into the bar*
Sir Skullcrasher is offline  
Old Sep 06, 2006, 11:48 PM // 23:48   #1068
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
Hey Paul, how about an eating contest?
"Maybe...in a little while, I'm kinda full from eating that building"

*Sips beer*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:06 AM // 01:06   #1069
Pre-Searing Cadet
 
Doc Holliday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
Default

*retreats to the veranda for some hotub time*

*sips corona and chills in the hotub*
Doc Holliday is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:11 AM // 01:11   #1070
Pre-Searing Cadet
 
metalicagrl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the Shadows
Profession: Mo/W
Default

*switches out doc's hot water with freezing water*

*waits for something to happen.....*
*decides to make beer myself...all 3000 gallons of it*
*makes 3000 gallons of beer*

*sips beer*
*gives everyone in the bar FREE BEER!!!
metalicagrl is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #1071
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

"We we're getting free beer already. Aong time back we killed the bar keep.......many times..."

*Sips beer*

"Thanks anyway..."
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:21 AM // 01:21   #1072
Pre-Searing Cadet
 
metalicagrl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the Shadows
Profession: Mo/W
Default

yeah but i made the beer so 1. it's better and 2. I can charge people for it...but i choose not to....partly because you'll kill me if i do...and you'll probably kill me if i don't.

why am i giving out free beer again???

*leans on wall*
*sips beer*
metalicagrl is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #1073
Desert Nomad
 
xxSilhouette's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lost in the sands of time...
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
Profession: R/Rt
Default

*runs in squares*
xxSilhouette is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #1074
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by metalicagrl
yeah but i made the beer so 1. it's better and 2. I can charge people for it...but i choose not to....partly because you'll kill me if i do...and you'll probably kill me if i don't.

why am i giving out free beer again???

*leans on wall*
*sips beer*
"What do you think I am some kinda heartless animal that attacks everything despi-"

*Looks at self*

"Oh right, I'm a bear now. And everyone knows that bears are Godless killing machines that don't stop and there rampages even for honey (despite what you've been lead to believe)"

*Sips beer*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #1075
Pre-Searing Cadet
 
metalicagrl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the Shadows
Profession: Mo/W
Default

yep....but bears are cool, so it's worth it even if hundreds of people die at the hands(or paws) of them.

*sips beer*
metalicagrl is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #1076
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

For all of those who haven't been here (Sil) I apparently have shapes shifting powers and have turned into a

Bear


Then an elephant


Then a rhino


An eagle for awhile


And back to the bear...

*Sips beer*

"Oh and, RAWR!"
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #1077
Pre-Searing Cadet
 
metalicagrl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the Shadows
Profession: Mo/W
Default

...can you shapeshift into a chair???
metalicagrl is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15   #1078
God of Spammers
 
I pwnd U's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
Default

lol

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
I pwnd U is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 02:17 AM // 02:17   #1079
Frost Gate Guardian
 
Paul Mahdi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
Default

I guess I could....



*Turns back into bear*
*Sips beer*
Paul Mahdi is offline  
Old Sep 07, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22   #1080
God of Spammers
 
I pwnd U's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
Default

lol nice chair

*sips beer*
*runs in circles again*
I pwnd U is offline  
Closed Thread

Share This Forum!  
 
 
           

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:30 PM // 16:30.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
jQuery(document).ready(checkAds()); function checkAds(){if (document.getElementById('adsense')!=undefined){document.write("_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Adblock', 'Unblocked', 'false',,true]);");}else{document.write("