Curse

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 11:33 AM // 11:33

well, it seems there are some out there who have an appreciation for crap much higher than we do.

*throws salted peanuts at metgrl*

*drinks beer*

*stares into space, absorbing the silence*

*hic*

Symeon · Sep 03, 2006, 11:37 AM // 11:37

*runs out of the bar*
*returns with demolition crew*
*the bar is destroyed*
*rebuilds the bar out of chocolate and candy*
*resurrects everyone*
*eats the bar*
*has a stomach the size of the bar*
*explodes*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 11:40 AM // 11:40

*wakes up from nap*
*finds salted peanuts around*
*wonders," why is there peanuts around me?"*

*sips beer in confusion*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

LOL
just when you think the excitement has dwindled and died ... another random episode from symeon the resurrected.

*cheers*

*drinks beer*

metgrl, you passed out while eating those peanuts. don't you remember?
here, have a beer, might help.

*hands beer to metgrl*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51

really? wellllll i g2g soon.

So one last beer before i g2g

*drinks beer*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54

one last beer then.

*raises beer*

cheers!

*drinks beer*

*hic*

skills4kills · Sep 03, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17

*wakes up on potty with chocolate all over*
"wha..wha happend*tripping over pants*
*finds a beer in the potty*
*takes beer*
*shrugs "its still beer yummm*
*drinks beer*
*passes out on potty again*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 12:19 PM // 12:19

O_o

*rubs eyes*

i think i've drunk too much.

*blinks*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 02:28 PM // 14:28

Can't remember if I was unconcous or not

Oh well...

*Gets drunk and staggers around*
*Charges entry to the bar and puts a sign out front saying, "The biggest elephant in existence, Drunk!"*

*Staggers over to extra bacon*
"Yaknow I gots a extra bacon about your age.....butahddfowepmxdfsrzaxxxxx"
*Falls over drunk killing 4,620,541,985,294 rats*

Doc Holliday · Sep 03, 2006, 03:06 PM // 15:06

*refuses to read last 6 pages*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

Oh, and I almost forgot; Calvin and Hobbes FTW

"Damn right paul!"

"pwned u are starting to remind me of Sil with all that running in circles, why dont u do it right..."

*hands pwned box of trix*

"Go ahead, toss the cereal around..."

*sips beer and puts on umbrella hat to keep off the cereal*

I pwnd U · Sep 03, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

*sips beer*
*says hi to doc*
*nods head*
*takes box of trix*
*throws cereal all over the place*
*runs around*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 03, 2006, 05:37 PM // 17:37

Summons demon fly from depths of Hell.
Eats demon fly.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:55 PM // 17:55

*Wakes up and staggers over to Doomlord*
"Yaknow I knows a Bebibiblith abouts your..."
*Vomits*
*Falls over and crushes 5 third wolrd countries*
"Oopsy"
*Falls asleep*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 03, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59

Munches on the 5 third world countries.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Sep 03, 2006, 06:58 PM // 18:58

*sips beer*
*runs in many circles*

Symeon · Sep 03, 2006, 07:42 PM // 19:42

*exploded body parts begin to move towards each other magnetically*
*all of the body except for the head is reformed*
*wants to say, "Liek where is my head lawl???" but can't*
*runs around blindly*
*trips*
*falls*
*blood and fat from open neck splatter all over the floor*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 03, 2006, 07:46 PM // 19:46

Spits out Symeon's head.
Looking for this?

I pwnd U · Sep 03, 2006, 07:56 PM // 19:56

*sips beer*
*sees kings head on the floor*
*runs in circles*

Doc Holliday · Sep 03, 2006, 09:12 PM // 21:12

*holds bowl out and tries to catch trix*

*gets milk*

*waits for bowl to fill up*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

*walks in room*
*looks down*
*wonders king's head is on the floor?*
*picks it up and gives it back to king*