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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:23 PM // 22:23   #441
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Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi
*Shoots "The Wolf" with an anti-matter bomb*

"You just got Pauled...hehehe"
im THE Wolf not "the wolf"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #442
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cool...dober

btw...im a her
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #443
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*grab hold of metalicagrl*
*tie her up with steel chain*
*blind-fold her*
*put her in our huge shark tank inside the bar*


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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #444
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Wow, he can do alot while he's not existing...
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #445
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"psst metali, use the cutting lasers, hack up the chains ill deal with skull"

*Takes skull into Open Arena*
*Ties him to a tree with barbed wire and pours vinegar over him*
*Remembers old school spell*
*Chants*

*Big ball shoots from hands obliterating Skull*

*Morphs into a Firey Dragon and gobbles up Skulls smouldering remains*

*poops them out*


"Ouch,... Sharp"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #446
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Quote:
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Wow, he can do alot while he's not existing...
*Sips beer*
I alive you pirate stealer!

*take out shotgun and start shooting metalicagrl*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:27 PM // 22:27   #447
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*sips beer*
*flames a rat*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:28 PM // 22:28   #448
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*slip out steel chains*
*undo blindfolds*
Poke the sharks eyes out, then turn them upside-down*
*get out of the tank*
*beet the living sh** out of scullcrasher*
*heal scullcrusher*
*break all of his guns/chainsaws*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:29 PM // 22:29   #449
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metalicagrl is a girl? let me verify that

*touch, poke.. touch.. hmm seem like a girl to me*
*drop grenades at Dobermann's feet*
*take out BFG-9000... frag Dober to dust*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #450
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobermann
"You have been owned,.... By The Wolf" (*Roars*)
Looks like The Wolf to me...

The reason it has quotatin marks around it is if i had just said The Wolf people might be looking for a username called The Wolf. But if you insist...

*Shoots The Wolf with an anti-matter bomb*

"You just got Pauled...again"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #451
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"SKULL, IU CANT DO FU** ALL, UR A FLAMING TURD"

*give metali the ability to shape-shift and do anything exept turn on me, cos i gave her, her powers*

"LEAVE METALI ALONE U BULLIES OR ILL LAY UR SOULS TO WASTE"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #452
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*hey hey dober.. either calm down and read the forum rule or get out of here*

*take out anit-tank rifle.. start putting holes on the flood*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #453
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobermann
"SKULL, IU CANT DO FU** ALL, UR A FLAMING TURD"

*give metali the ability to shape-shift and do anything exept turn on me, cos i gave her, her powers*

"LEAVE METALI ALONE U BULLIES OR ILL LAY UR SOULS TO WASTE"
TY Dober! ...but thats ok. it's a game
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #454
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lol dober

*take out hockey stick and start hitting every in the knees*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:38 PM // 22:38   #455
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Also, it's a bar room Fight game.

Why come here if not to be shot and/or shot at? All in good fun

Note: You can replace "Shot" with "Stabbed", "Blown up", "Chopped up", and "Anti-mattered"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40   #456
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"Metali, u have rocket launchers, cutting lasers and whatever u bloomin want cos ur a shape-shifter, use ya bloomin powers or ill drain em"

*Yawn!*

*im off to bed*

right, ill come back and waste everyone tommorow (cept for Metali)
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43   #457
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Does anyone know what an anti-matter bomb does? Anyone?

I'll give you a hint: Anti-matter is the opposite of matter
Another hint: It's never been made

*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43   #458
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*slapshot a bottle to metalicagrl's head*
*take out another bottle.. this is fun*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:46 PM // 22:46   #459
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*breaks a bottle over scullcrasher's head*
*picks up a piece of glass*
*cuts him up bad!*
*but in doing so i cut myself *
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #460
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Anti-matter is like negative matter. Negative plus a positive is zero.
And a ball of anti-matter the size of a marble can take out Dallas.

*Sips beer*
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