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Old Apr 05, 2007, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #61
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You eat tons of candy and get wasted often in hopes of gaining a title


You stock up on candy canes in hopes that if you die someday, it will have no consequences


Every major holiday you buy a new hat (-:
(and return for the same hat for 1 more person every 2 hours)


You complain you never have enough storage for the leet items you farm.


Frogs talk to you in riddles


You look forward to turning 20 because you won't age anymore once you achieve that age.


You daydream of murdering someone famous in hopes of "capping" their "skill"
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 09:46 PM // 21:46   #62
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1)You tell the army recruiter on the phone, "I'm sorry, I don't join random guilds."

2)While ironing the clothes, you yell across the room, "I'm using Searing Flames on Ironing Board!"

3)You call your carpool your party

4)You shout "LEEEEEROY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNS!" while driving down the interstate at 120 mph, weaving through traffic

5)You and your friends hang out at another friend's house because he has a skill trainer(xbox360/ps3/whatever you like) and you guys don't

6)You call the doctors in the ER n00bz for using mending on you, rather than a l33t skill, such as zb or WoH

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Old Apr 05, 2007, 10:01 PM // 22:01   #63
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heh... yea i have done some of these but one that happened recently was me and my friend were at my house working on my car and i pick up a screwdriver and say

"damn pvp daggers...."

lol
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Old Apr 06, 2007, 04:54 PM // 16:54   #64
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You immolate people with your lighter.
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Old Apr 06, 2007, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #65
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"9 : You sit down and right out 150 of the different skills you possess, then choose 8 and head off to work."

lmao
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Old Apr 07, 2007, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #66
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3 is my fave; although 9 and 10 are pretty good
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Old Apr 07, 2007, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #67
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When you actually have to whirl to avoid running into people.
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Old Apr 07, 2007, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #68
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"You have played for 1000 hrs, please take a break and get a life".
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Old Apr 07, 2007, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #69
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my brother playes loads of counter-strike. and sometimes it just gets him.

1. he had run home from school, and tired when he gets home he manages to say: damn i have alot of ping now!

2. computer breaks down, and i enter the room while he is trying to fix something, i ask what he is doing. Answer: he is defusing...
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