Curse

Performance Pudding · Aug 24, 2007, 04:26 AM // 04:26

The Crazy Adventures of Goren
Ok heres what you do:
-Make up what goren did and everyone will think he did it including Goren cuz I made him use headbutt to much.
-Write in an addition to the story then i will add it to the main post.
-no copying what B E A S T did with the ........... crap
-No words that May Offend The Reader

Note: if this story grows maybe we could have it pinned and see how large it gets. but thats just a thought for later.

Chpt 1. Once upon a Vabbi Goren was guarding the stupid fat king that i would like to smakc when a scrumptush looking jahai rat waddled towards him. Goren was very hungry so he followed the rat into a cave where he found one of the 2 "Do Not Touch" to his sad dis beleif he was already in a group before and they got the do not touch then made him headbut the djnn till he was unconcious so then his party took his share and they mapped out. Anyway More djnn spwned he got pwned and they res shrine camped him for 3 hours... TO BE CONTINUED

Chpt 2. After countless deaths and getting all the monsters to Level 26 the little boy from the Plains Of Jarin comes over to Goren and talks to him about map travel! 4 attempts and half an hour later Goren finally arrives back at the Palace using map travel. To his dismay the Chubby Prince has fled to the Lost City Of watcha call it. (to be edited when i feel like it) After consulting his own reflection found on his barrel hammer for the next 3 days and nights, Goren decides to set out and find Magrid, the only person who tolerates his presence other than his employer. On his journey to locate Magrid, Goren turns his attention to a play that was currently underway in the theatre. Goren being the Vabbian born tool that he is decidided to trash Norgu's performance with the following. "you iz a dumby me smash yo face for being you GOREN SMASH!" That was the last time norgu could ever stand, speak, or act. Well he couldn’t act in the first place so this may of been an improvement.

With a the scattered remains of Norgu's acting troop squirming on the floor Goren, lead by the shiny tiles at his feat finds himself at the edge of a vast desert... TO BE CONTINUED

chpt 3 will come tomorrow hopefully i wont have to write it since i dont want to but i will because i want this to become a giant story. critism and ideas for future chapters is always appreciated by the way.

azzer20 · Aug 24, 2007, 04:29 AM // 04:29

I love it so far /claps

can't wait for next chapter!

Performance Pudding · Aug 24, 2007, 04:30 AM // 04:30

grr other people are supposed to add to it i am in no way doing all the work lmao

B E A S T · Aug 24, 2007, 04:54 AM // 04:54

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..

Performance Pudding · Aug 24, 2007, 05:01 AM // 05:01

you forgot to start it with chpt 2 dumbass! lol but really lets make this a nice story with the correct 3 dot elipsis...

Performance Pudding · Aug 24, 2007, 05:33 PM // 17:33

read my story... add to my story... make it the forums story... i guess theres a grace period since so many people playing the game and dont really care bout forums but i dont get to game so all i have is forums...

Shiishii Momo · Aug 24, 2007, 09:53 PM // 21:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Performance Pudding

The Crazy Adventures of Goren
Ok heres what you do:
-Make up what goren did and everyone will think he did it including Goren cuz I made him use headbutt to much.
-Write in an addition to the story then i will add it to the main post.
-no copying what B E A S T did with the ........... crap
-No words that May Offend The Reader

Note: if this story grows maybe we could have it pinned and see how large it gets. but thats just a thought for later.

Chpt 1. Once upon a Vabbi Goren was guarding the stupid fat king that i would like to smakc when a scrumptush looking jahai rat waddled towards him. Goren was very hungry so he followed the rat into a cave where he found one of the 2 "Do Not Touch" to his sad dis beleif he was already in a group before and they got the do not touch then made him headbut the djnn till he was unconcious so then his party took his share and they mapped out. Anyway More djnn spwned he got pwned and they res shrine camped him for 3 hours... TO BE CONTINUED

Chpt 2. After countless deaths and getting all the monsters to Level 26 the little boy from the Plains Of Jarin comes over to Goren and talks to him about map travel! 4 attempts and half an hour later Goren finally arrives back at the Palace using map travel. To his dismay the Chubby Prince has fled to the Lost City Of watcha call it. (to be edited when i feel like it) After consulting his own reflection found on his barrel hammer for the next 3 days and nights, Goren decides to set out and find Magrid, the only person who tolerates his presence other than his employer. On his journey to locate Magrid, Goren turns his attention to a play that was currently underway in the theatre. Goren being the Vabbian born tool that he is decidided to trash Norgu's performance with the following. "you iz a dumby me smash yo face for being you GOREN SMASH!" That was the last time norgu could ever stand, speak, or act. Well he couldn’t act in the first place so this may of been an improvement.

With a the scattered remains of Norgu's acting troop squirming on the floor Goren, lead by the shiny tiles at his feat finds himself at the edge of a vast desert... TO BE CONTINUED

chpt 3 will come tomorrow hopefully i wont have to write it since i dont want to but i will because i want this to become a giant story. critism and ideas for future chapters is always appreciated by the way.

chpt 3: standing on the edge of a vast, really stinky desert, Goren looks down at what appears to be a sphincter in the sand, thinking back to his days as a young Vabbian Dandy, he touches it. The sand beneath his feet begin to swirl, and he is quite suddenly swallowed up whole by some sort of snakey/wormy/legless lizard thingy. "oh balls", goren says, "oh well, best me looks arounds". reaching into his pack to make a torch of some kind, he wraps an old tapestry shred around a broken stick with holes in it and lights it up. To his horror, he finds that he is surrounded by hundreds of lvl 4 paragons, still in their noob armor no less.

Little Shenanigan · Aug 28, 2007, 03:16 AM // 03:16

Chapter 4 :: After discovering that all he can see are level four paragons, he tries to befriend them but then discovers that he doesn't speak "KNOOB!!!". The level four paragons, after hearing something that sounded like "ZOMG FREE ITEMS COME SEE!!!" start a stampede and they all start moving to one side of the snakey/wormy/legless lizard thingy. Goren is knocked unconcious, but when he wakes up he finds that he is in an underground area covered in brown stuff and not smelling nicely. he sees a moa bird, and then gets on top of it and starts to ride it further down into the unknown...

azzer20 · Aug 29, 2007, 01:33 PM // 13:33

To gorens surprise he was now in the heart of the white goose, the evil goose and her youngings told a story about goren being a tad to fat, however Goren made a backbreaking commentary and showed total lack of experiance with geese, now he is a hauntet man without food or purple eggs, 2 men told a little about that but a sheppard asid, "follow the white rabbit" but it was a geese so he followed the brown rat instead and then his eyes closed and he fell asleep .......................