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Old Aug 05, 2007, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #41
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Chuck norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "who has more testicle?" contest.
chuck norris won by 5 .
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Old Aug 06, 2007, 04:53 AM // 04:53   #42
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chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
chuck norris can watch 60 minutes in 22 seconds
chuck norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his fingers by yelling"bang"
chuck norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
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Old Aug 06, 2007, 07:07 AM // 07:07   #43
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The gods pay 1k To enter the Realm of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can walk across the Desolation.
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Old Aug 09, 2007, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #44
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Chuck Norris Achives ''Vanquisher Title'' for killing people in Towns and outposts!

Chuck Norris uses ''Carriers Defense'' on ''Siege Turtle''

You actualy get hurt when Chuck Norris uses ''Healing touch'' on you.

You attempt to Tame jundundu. Chuck Norris Managed to Tame you!
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Old Aug 11, 2007, 01:36 AM // 01:36   #45
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Chuck Norris' beard uses the elites Barrage, Hundred Blades, Avatar of Melandru, Flesh Golem, Assassin's Promise, Beard of Chuck, Broad Head Arrow, RoundHouse Kick, and Avatar of Mr. T all on one skill bar.
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Old Aug 20, 2007, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #46
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the boogey man checks his closet evry night for chuck norris
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Old Aug 20, 2007, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #47
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They say underneath his beard there isnt a chin just a nother FIST
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Old Aug 21, 2007, 10:16 AM // 10:16   #48
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'Mending' uses Chuck Norris for protection.
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #49
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The Hunger was famished by Chuck Norris
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 08:11 AM // 08:11   #50
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when chuck norris goes for a swim he dosent get wet the water gets chuck norris...
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 08:50 PM // 20:50   #51
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if you can see chuck norris, chuck norris can see you.

if you DON'T see chuck norris, you are probably 3 seconds from death.
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #52
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when the gods first assigned the champion of balthazar to guard the entrance of fow when he was still alive when he asks for a tribute of 1k from chuck norris he ate the champion whole s*** him out as a ghost and the remains were sold for 100k+100e from now on all donations to enter fow are given to chuck norris...
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Old Aug 26, 2007, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #53
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In the bible, Jesus turned water into wine, but then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian, meaning he does not eat animals until he puts them in a vegetative state with his fists.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Old Aug 29, 2007, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #54
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Chuck Norris eats Diamonds for breakfast
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Old Aug 31, 2007, 04:00 AM // 04:00   #55
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chuck norris served abbadon.
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