Curse

Deadlyjunk · Sep 29, 2007, 08:35 AM // 08:35

Guild Wars Version 2.0.1
Guild Wars Game Update Notes

Update - Someday Soon

Game Mechanics

Players now have a private copy of the game whenever they play PvE. Changes to inventory, storage, equipped items, skills and party members are saved to the server whenever players change zones.
Town servers have been shut down for all towns and outposts outside the Battle Isles. Players now receive a private copy of a town or outpost whenever they enter it. This town has all the features of the currents towns, including henchmen, merchants and quest NPCs. To simulate the feel of a real town, up to ten (for outposts) and thirty (for towns) randomly generated 19 character or shorter names will say "need help!" and "LFG" in All chat once every 5 seconds, as well as "WTS uber rare golds" and "WTS fiery dragon sowrd" alongside "WTB good sword, must be max damage or more!" every 2 seconds.
Players can no longer form teams or meet each other outside the Battle Isles.
Players can now equip heroes up to maximal party size for all PvE areas. This is to prevent players from looking for a team.
The "Players" option has been removed from Party Search in all areas outside the Battle Isles.

Hero And Henchman Changes[*]Hero AI has been upgraded to that of monsters in Hard Mode.[*]Heroes and Henchmen no longer receive loot or gold.

Skill Updates

Players may now equip up to 8 PvE only skills.
Protective Spirit mechanics changed to: this enchantment cannot be removed. Ever.
All skills now deal double damage, have doubled duration, activate and recharge twice as fast, heal for double health and cannot be interrupted by monsters. This effect does not affect skills used by monsters.

Battle Isles Changes

Removed the Zaishen Challenge from the Heroes Ascent tournament.

Boss and Dungeon Changes

Whenever a player defeats a boss NPC, that player may select from its possible unique drops which one he or she would like to receive. If the player selects none, he or she will receive a random gold item or elite tome (in Hard Mode) instead.
When opening a Dungeon Chest, players may select which item they receive from the possible unique and gemstone drops. If a player selects none, that player will receive 2 random gold items instead.
Dungeons now only contain the final (Boss) level. If a player has reached a dungeon previously, that player may directly map travel to that dungeon.

Miscellaneous

Added a Collectible Miniature trader to Kodash Bazaar, Droknar's Forge, Kaineng Center, Kamadan, Lion's Arch and Eye of the North towns. This vendor sells all minipets at the cost of 1 000 gold for common miniatures, 2 500 gold for uncommons, 5 000 gold for rares and 10 000 for greens. Special Event miniatures can be obtained at the cost of 15 000 gold each.
Added the option "Reforge Weapon" at the Weaponsmith vendor. Players may pay 10g to change the appearance of their weapons to that of any other weapon of the same type. The weapon will retain its color, name, upgrades and requirement.
Primary Quests and Missions must only be completed once per account. If a player has completed a missio before on his or her account, that player may simply type /complete when in the mission or quest explorable area to complete that quest or mission. Players will receive the highest completion level unlocked on your account for missions completed this way.
Missions now have ressurection shrines.
Players are no longer expelled from explorable areas when their party's DP reaches 60% in Hard Mode.
Consumable items no longer require skill points (except Star of Transference) or crafting materials to create. Costs have been reduced to 50g for Perfect Salvage Kits, 100g for Armor of Salvation, Grail of Might and Essence of Celerity, 250g for Powerstone of Courage, 1 skill point and 10g for Star of Transference and 25g for Scroll of Resurrection.
Lastly, to ensure

Update - The Day After That

Bug Fixes

Fixed an exploit that was incorrectly allowing players to form a team.

odly · Sep 29, 2007, 09:19 AM // 09:19

* Update 2 days later. Added an easy mode. In easy mode

- all skills activate and recharge immediattelly.
- heroes can equip PvE only skills
- protective spirit is now a shout that affects the entire party and alll allies.

Phoenix Tears · Sep 29, 2007, 11:06 AM // 11:06

guy, make serious suggestions, or let it -.-

close please.

For sarcasm or irony are the other places on this forums, try the Offtopic one ...

=HT=Ingram · Sep 29, 2007, 12:07 PM // 12:07

Yea. This is quite funny, Problem is that is what it seems a lot of people want. and thats just so sad on so many levels...

freekedoutfish · Sep 29, 2007, 12:47 PM // 12:47

Ok, I dunno why there was a link in my thread to this one, but OMG! Stop trying to incourage this idea of the game dying. This doesnt input anything to the community, other then making people worry.

Divinitys Creature · Sep 29, 2007, 06:12 PM // 18:12

Wow, very funny, good way to make a point.

Artemis89 · Sep 29, 2007, 07:35 PM // 19:35

it would be cool if they did this on april fools day, and that day only.

onerabbit · Sep 29, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49

lol lol lol lol .. no =D

chowmein69 · Sep 29, 2007, 08:58 PM // 20:58

lol.... i wish that did happen , but it most likely wont.

Xapti · Sep 29, 2007, 09:17 PM // 21:17

What kind of garbage post is this? How long did it take you to come up with a stupid, unrealistic, unfunny idea like this?

Winterclaw · Sep 29, 2007, 09:50 PM // 21:50

Guild Wars Version 2.0.1.1
Guild Wars Game Update Notes

General Changes

All henchmen have now been converted into heroes
A hero armor crafter has been added to every town and some explorable areas. For 1.5k and mats he will craft a hero (style) armor item that will allow you to change your hero's armor to that style whenever you want it to. You only need to buy this once per hero.
Added Thong Armor for all heros
Added In the Buff common armor. You character will appear completely naked, but in accordance to the inverse law of armor, will have 120AL and +2 energy regen.
Added In the Buff hero armor.
Changed mob AI such that they will commonly fight amonst themselves and kill each other.
Players will get drops and EXP for mobs that kill each other.
Changed vanquishing mechanics such that you only have to kill 75% of the mobs in the area to have it vanquished.
Changed Cartography requirements such that you do not have to edge scrape to get 100%. Getting the edge of the area you can walk to on your radar will suffice.
Increse loot and gold drops.
All titles are now account based.

Lord Sojar · Sep 30, 2007, 06:42 AM // 06:42

Guild Wars Leg of the North

General Updates

Shutdown Guild Wars servers. Thanks for playing!

Etta · Oct 01, 2007, 08:28 AM // 08:28

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care.........

DarkGanni · Oct 01, 2007, 12:32 PM // 12:32

Game Updates.

Softdrinks Machine placed in Snake Dance to refreshen Drok Runners.

Explodie · Oct 01, 2007, 01:47 PM // 13:47

Guild wiki secret update

The recharge time of all skills has been replaced to 60 seconds

(If that will happend then we are doomed ...)

Deadlyjunk · Oct 01, 2007, 06:37 PM // 18:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by xapti

What kind of garbage post is this? How long did it take you to come up with a stupid, unrealistic, unfunny idea like this?

This was more of a personal need for a rant with all the "make game easier" and "gief more heroes plz" threads in Sardelac, where it was (wrongly) originally posted. It may not be the most original post in history, but I hope I made my point.

Yellow_lid · Oct 02, 2007, 06:00 AM // 06:00

I think it's funny as anything... And to all you who are offended by this obsurdly funny post, "Put a helmet on!!!"

Etta · Oct 02, 2007, 10:03 AM // 10:03

Nobody is getting offended by anything here, it's an off topic after all.

Steboy93 · Oct 06, 2007, 08:28 AM // 08:28

Lol, this is actually quite funny.