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Old Aug 29, 2007, 08:30 PM // 20:30   #2521
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Maybe, but Chuck Norris can kill them both.

Is this the first time Chuck Norris was mentioned in this game?
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Old Aug 29, 2007, 08:45 PM // 20:45   #2522
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probably not.

has anyone EVER won a fight against Chuck Norris?
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Old Aug 29, 2007, 10:53 PM // 22:53   #2523
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no...

did you really have to ask?
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Old Aug 29, 2007, 11:01 PM // 23:01   #2524
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yes




What did I have to ask?
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Old Aug 29, 2007, 11:10 PM // 23:10   #2525
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if whammos are good.

where do belly buttons lead to?
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Old Aug 29, 2007, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #2526
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your intestines





Ever follow it?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 12:20 AM // 00:20   #2527
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No cuz i cant look inside myself



anyone have an X-ray machine?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #2528
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Maybe

Do you want one?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 04:42 AM // 04:42   #2529
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Yes plz



I wonder what ill find inside?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #2530
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food and your car keys.

what are your car keys doing in your intestines?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 06:26 AM // 06:26   #2531
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I locked them in my car, which also happens to be in my intestines.

is it possible for your car to drive you?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #2532
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In Soviet Russia, it is.

What say ye of Russian Reversal?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 07:19 AM // 07:19   #2533
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no thanks.

what's a russian reversal?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #2534
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Two russians drive their cars in reverse towards each other to find out which one comes off worst.


Generally done for a bet.




The bet is usually a case of Vodka.




And some fish.




Where's the wammo?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 08:50 AM // 08:50   #2535
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try to melt that icy lake with firestorm + flare


Will he succeed?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #2536
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No, unless he uses Hamstring. Y;know...so the lake doesn't escape. We all know how ANet like foes to run out of AoEs nowerdays.




What is the profession of the Creature in Drakkar Lake?

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Old Aug 30, 2007, 09:07 AM // 09:07   #2537
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it's not a creature, it's an organic living azurian spaceship, U.S.S Bok Bok.


Do you think, I might be right?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 09:40 AM // 09:40   #2538
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I think you could be onto something, Bookah




On a scale of 1 to 10 how cute is an Asura?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #2539
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um...8....8.5. I loled when Vekk has enchantment on him and y'know the spinning thingy is on his head! rather than his body.


What's the deal with Gwen? I dont get it, teenage boys thing or what?
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Old Aug 30, 2007, 10:18 AM // 10:18   #2540
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idk

will I be punished for not preordering EotN and if so, who will administer said punishment?
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