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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:38 PM // 22:38   #21
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MMA and boxing are different. as you well know I am sure. But Zerg is talking about a actual BOXER. Fists only. Most boxers haven't the slightest idea on how to throw a decent kick. Hockey players are just more resliant when it comes to fighting.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:38 PM // 22:38   #22
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This fight is totally unfair.
Not only is the Hockey Player wearing full gear and armor, with a helmet, stick, and skates, but the boxer just has shorts, gloves, and shoes.

But let's say neither have any equipment.
Boxer totally wins.

Also...
In a bar you probably won't have enough leg room for a full kick.
At least that's what I would think.

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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:40 PM // 22:40   #23
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There's an Australian ex-Rugby League player who's a boxer.

Anthony Mundine.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #24
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no no, noones got equipment, lol unless hockey players wear cups and masks where ever they go and boxers and shirtless with gloves alll the time ;D
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #25
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no no, noones got equipment, lol unless hockey players wear cups and masks where ever they go and boxers and shirtless with gloves alll the time ;D

Well that wasn't specifed. In that case it goes to the boxer hands down. Hockey players wouldn't be able to keep up in a bare knuckle brawl. I mean boxers if you are not careful will bite your ear off!
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 11:04 PM // 23:04   #26
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boxer .... lol
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 11:06 PM // 23:06   #27
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I'm a surrealist. The giraffe wins!
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 11:06 PM // 23:06   #28
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I really don't know. It would most likely be a very close fight. Depending on what the boxer and the hockey player do, either can win.
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 12:41 AM // 00:41   #29
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cmon guys :[ 32 boxer 27 hockey player :[ haha
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 01:17 AM // 01:17   #30
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you would heard two things

hockey player being hit

hockey player hitting the floor

yes there tough but i cant even see how anyone could make a logical case for the hockey player winning
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 01:34 AM // 01:34   #31
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you would heard two things

hockey player being hit

hockey player hitting the floor

yes there tough but i cant even see how anyone could make a logical case for the hockey player winning
If he was Jason Vorhees....
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #32
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Im saying boxer .. not to be too contentious but most good boxers are from fairly rough areas where fighting is a life skill which they practice to get out of said area..
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 02:50 AM // 02:50   #33
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Hockey player, definitely. On account of dirty fighting and overall cunning. Not to mention being lightly armoured, equipped with skates (so on a rink, hockey player gains high speed advantage) and armed with a hockey stick, the weapon of choice for brutal games of ice hockey.

Hockey player also has likely a higher endurance, from playing in an icy cold arena and fighting the other players constantly.
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 03:38 AM // 03:38   #34
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slayers_boxer would own that hockey player with a bunker rush..

hands down.
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 04:12 AM // 04:12   #35
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Hockey player also has likely a higher endurance, from playing in an icy cold arena and fighting the other players constantly.[/QUOTE]

i guess boxers don't train and fight other people constantly?

there in amazing shape and fighting in their job
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 05:22 AM // 05:22   #36
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Bar fights usually involve pool cues, smashed bottles etc?

Then hockey player.

Normal brawl, fist vs fist.

Then boxer wins.
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #37
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It's definitely the hockey player. Hockey players are tough SOB's to begin with but I think they could definitely hold their beer better than a boxer because boxers have to stay in shape to make the desired weight class and would probably therefore be lightweight drinkers.
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 05:12 PM // 17:12   #38
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It has to be the boxer, in a fist fight he would wipe the floor with the hockey player
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 10:19 PM // 22:19   #39
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The boxer would win, no doubt about it.
They knock people out with their gloves ON, with them off...
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Old Nov 07, 2007, 11:15 PM // 23:15   #40
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hockey players arent normal people though :\ they are norn midgets.
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